(A Boy and a girl were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow.
Boy: No. This is fun!
Girl: No it's not. Please. It's scary!
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine. I Love you. Slow down!
Boy: Now give me a big hug.
( the Girl hug him)
Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper next day,
"A Motorcycle had crashed into a building because of a break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle but Only one Survived"
The truth was that halfway down the road, The boy realized that his' breaks broke. But he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, He had her say she love him. Felt her hug One last time. Then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
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Maghahanap pa po akong iba. :))))