The scene: Me and my cousin Emily/Ethan are in a kitchen at the house of our great aunt, drinking soda out of cups upon which we have drawn penises.
Rebekah: *drinks soda*
Emily: *drinks soda*
Maggie: *walks in* What are you guys doing?
Rebekah & Emily: *looks at cross that has been knocked off of wall and crappily put back up*
Rebekah: Nothing.
Emily: We didn't do anything.
Rebekah: *winks at Emily* We weren't doing anything together.
Emily: *runs over to sink and spits out soda*
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But seriously though, is it?
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RandomSUCH RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----- This story is full of mostly true stories from my life. A lot of this stuff actually happened. My life is really fucking weird.