Aries- The slides hurt my ass, OMG I'm suing!!
Taurus- THE SAND IS NOT EDIBLE FFS!!
Gemini- Is it legal to take pictures of these kids?
Cancer- *falls off the swings and get back up strong* It's okay. I ain't no pussy
Leo- Beat it kid. It's my turn next in the seesaw *fights the kids*I can totally see me doing this
Virgo- Omg Leo, wtf, they are like 10
Libra: *puts on shades and throws kids in the air* fuck kids, get them money
Scorpio: NO dogs allowed in the park. Hmmmmmmmmm, Sag get out of the park then!
Sagittarius(Sag):*stabs Scorpio with ice cream cone* oopps I tripped :) Mahhh man
Capricorn: There is no chill in this park
Aquarius: I'm so proud of you Sag
Pisces: *swims in a puddle because fuck you*
