Tzuyu: we should play who dies first
Jeongyeon: i wanna go first
Jihyo: no killing each other in any way or killing yourself, we don't want the police to come here again because of an injury ahem Tzuyu
Tzuyu: listen
Chaeyoung: if anyone was to accidentally kill us it'd be Momo and Sana unnie to be honest
Momo: wym
Jihyo: Momo are you attending to your ramen?
Momo: no why?
Nayeon: DUMBASS BITCH CUZ YOURE GONNA BURN THE FUCKING DORM DOWN JYP WILL FIRE US
Jeongyeon: I guess you could say she's playing with fire
Sana: blackpink is fucking hot
Jeongyeon: ikr in the ddu du ddu du mv Lisa was lookin like a whole snack
Chaeyoung: guys Mina unnie is back
Nayeon: okay
Jihyo: BITCH SHE COULDA DIED we coulda been fired
Nayeon: oh shit thank god she's okay we coulda been fired. Jk Mina ily good job on not dying
Mina: thanks?
Jihyo: where the fuck is Tzuyu
Momo: ramens ready
Dahyun: it really took you that long to cook ramen. packaged ramen. THAT SHIT COOKS IN 3 MINUTES
Momo: I like to perfect my craft. I want jokbal
Tzuyu: lmao the roof is nice
Jihyo: shit can't y'all just stay out for one fucking minute
Nayeon: I'll help you Jihyo, after all Tzuyu is my soulmate
Tzuyu: I'll actually jump if Nayeon unnie comes up here
Sana: I'll go up there then
Jihyo: how the fuck is Tzuyu not scared of this we're fucking like 9163930102773848 feet off the ground
Tzuyu: lmao I see Sana unnie
Jihyo: awww Sana brought a blanket and wrapped around Tzuyu
Jihyo: HAJHDJDH TZUYU KISSED SANA'S LIPS
Mina: lmao rip Nayeon unnie
Jeonyeon: biTCH Momo and dahyun are flirting
Momo: wym
Chaeyoung: I'm sitting with Mina and I see Momo back hug dahyun as she's getting ramen
Jihyo: well I think I'm third wheeling up on the roof like Tzuyu is literally looking at the sunset while her heads on Sana's shoulders. SANA'S KISSING HER HEAD AWW I DIDNT KNOW YOU GAYS COULD BE CUTE
Nayeon: we can okay
Jihyo: YOU GUYS USED TO ONLY TALK ABOUT SEX
Dahyun: not all the time
Jihyo: YES ALL THE TIME YOU DUMBASSES SANA WOULD FUCKING TALK ABOUT FINGERING TZUYU AND PLEASURING DAHYUN AND MOMO WOULD BE LIKE YEAH I EAT DAHYUN OUT
Momo: I have no idea what you're talking about
Sana: neither do I
Tzuyu: we've only briefly touched on the subject
Jihyo: FUCK YOU ALL
Sana: when and where? I suggest my room
Momo: yeah that sounds good
Jihyo: KMS
