(Lol warning it is gonna be funny and swearing) MilkshakeMonster
(Blob was in the chatroom scrolling when she saw the man of her life Xia. She saw him and instantly fell in love but it wasn't meant to because he is an anime character (well now it is because I can make things up) here is their funny ass love story.)
Xia and Blob started talking she wondered why must they be apart if he loved her so just as she loved him but she didn't know that he couldn't have her because he was scared she would eat all his snacks and hoard the fridge after the many years of getting to know her. So one month he decided to see her in person. Big mistake there Xia, she ate all the food and his back up food. He bought more for them and they started living together they were right about dating cause eventually they came to an agreement that they would share the food including the fun dip. After that they mashed together like the potatoes they were. They jammed out to Mcr while rocking McDonald's. While they played the g note they ate the c note (aka chips) with blob's emo crying. And then they would play truth or eat and that's mostly how they would eat those days. Soon they would spilt when Xia said that "cauliflower was better than chocolate pies" which hurt Blob very much and Xia went to leave his house and Blob grabs him and says "BITCH GET YO ASS BACK HERE UNLESS YOU GETTING US MCDONALD'S." and Xia smiles and says "There's my lovely Blob"
Hope you all in enjoyed my random ass one shot and I'm taking requests so lol I love you all my cupcakes, Kisses - A
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