Naruto Father Scenarios.

Your First Word.

(I realize this should have been put in the story earlier, but I totally spaced it.)

Naruto Uzumaki : Sasuke.

- They all kind of saw this coming. Though, when you said it, it hit Naruto like a ton of bricks. "Sasuke!" Everyone in the room froze. Naruto got a dark look on his face. 'Why couldn't her first word be papa or mama?' He thought to himself while staring at his blonde haired daughter. She giggled and said it again. Yup, she was taunting him alright.

Sasuke Uchiha : Duck.

- Before putting you to bed every night, Sakura would quietly tell you stories of when her and your father were still genin. Even though you didn't understand a single word she was saying, you still listened. Naruto, your uncle, was over one night. He was telling you and your older sister how the back of your fathers head looked like a ducks butt. Your young brain then remembered something, your stuffed duck! Your duck was nowhere to be seen. Finding this upsetting you shouted. "DUCK!".

Kakashi Hatake : Icha.

- Kakashi knew if Rin found him reading his precious book around (y/n) she would beat him.half to death, but he had the urge to read. He had you in his lap while he sat down reading. You were kind of bored. Dark eyes suddenly light up as they see your auntie Rin. You were slightly confused when she got a dark look on her face. She said something very loudly to your father. That's when you suddenly blurted out a word. "Icha?".

Shikamaru Nara : Sleep.

- You loved to sleep. I mean, who doesn't? But you hated when someone woke you up from a good nap. Temari was almost always that person. The sandy haired woman picked you up and tried to wake you up. It was time for you to eat, and you couldn't very well do that while asleep. You opened your eyes only to glare at your mother. "Huh? Don't glare at me, it's time to eat." Temari said while trying to carry you to the kitchen. Key word - tried. "Sweep! Sweep!" You whined out loudly.

Jiraiya : Boobies.

- Your father is a perv. There's no secret there. Even if he had a daughter and wife, he still flirted. He watched pretty women flock him when they saw a cute little girl in his arms. That little girl being you. They were cooing at you, you hated this. So you just screamed out something that your father seems to say a lot. "BOOBIES!".

Rock Lee : Youth.

- "YOUTH!" (y/n) said happily while being bounced in her uncle Neji's lap. He sighed and nodded. Of course that had to be your first word, he found it rather cute though.

Kiba Inuzuka : Doggie.

- You absolutely loved Akamaru. He goes with you everywhere! This makes your dad feel kind of jealous, he tends to keep Akamaru outside and occupied so you can spend more time with him. However, he was very proud of your first word being what he loves. "Doggie!".

Jugo : Bird.

- Both you and your father loved nature. You guys communicated with all sorts of animals! So, Jugo wasn't all that surprised when your first word was, "Birds!".

Suigetsu Hozuki : Water.

- Even if you were only a baby, he would swim with you. He would take you to lakes and ponds. And as it seems, you really like water. You like it so much - it was your first word. "WATER!".

Kisame Hoshigaki : Sushi.

- It was time for lunch, so Kisame brought you to the kitchen. Once he sat you on the counter he asked you, "What do you want for lunch, (Y/n)?". You blankly looked at him, then said the worst thing ever. "SUSHI!". Kisame had fainted.

Itachi Uchiha : Weasel.

- As we all know, Itachi's name means weasel. This was by no means funny to the older Uchiha. But apparently, it was absolutely hilarious to Sasuke, Shisui, and Izumi. They talked about his humorous name all the time. He hated when they said 'weasel' around (Y/n). He was afraid that it would end up being her first word - and he was right. "WEASEL!" you said gleefully while tugging on Itachi's shirt. He put you in your highchair, and retreated into a corner to sulk.

Akasuna no Sasori : Puppet.

- "Puppet?" you said while your father rejoiced. He and Deidara were having a fight about their 'art'. "Puppets are obviously better, brat." Sasori said while holding poor little (Y/n) in his arms. "You're wrong! Explosive bombs are totally better, un!" Deidara said while sticking his nose in the air. You watched the two men bicker about something called art. Then, just as Deidara was saying 'BANG!', you blurted out "Puppet.". Silence. More silence. "Looks like I won this one."

Sabaku no Gaara : Sand.

- Gaara would tend to use his sand to do a lot of things. He would make you sand castles all the time. You really liked the sand that your dad used, it's really cool. But Gaara couldn't help but be surprised when you said "Sand.". It was your first word after all. After getting over the shock, he pet your head, you deserved it.

Kabuto Yakushi : Mitsuki.

- You had gotten quite close with Mitsuki. He always made sure you were having fun, being amused, and being happy. However, Kabuto was irked when your first word was his name. Mitsuki thought it was adorable and hilarious when you kept saying "Mitsuki!" over and over again.