Rhodey: So you definitely have a strictly employer employee, mentor mentee thing going with Peter?
Tony: Of course.
Rhodey: And you definitely don't think of him as like- your kid and he totally does not think of you as his dad figure?
Tony: Good God, no.
Rhodey: Hey Tones, what do you call a star at the center of a planetary system?
Tony: Sun?
(Peter, in the next room previously with headphones on) : Yeah Dad?
Tony:....
Rhodey: Never lie to my face ever again.
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