My Annoying Idiotic Brothers And I

Part 4

I entered and hid and waited for them to walk through. They walked through and were calling my name. "Come out please y/n. This is not funny at all." Lay said and almost cussed in Chinese when they walked by a hand. I held in my laughter and right when they all walked by, I screamed boo, which made them all jump up including the guide and run out screaming. I was laughing so hard. I walked out after laughing my ass off at them in the haunted house, and when I saw what was behind them I laughed even harder. it was a scary killer clown picture and he had a chainsaw in his hands while looking down at us. They all heard and saw me so they were furious, but then they turned around after I was pointing to the clown and screamed. "S-So m-uc-h f-ff-fff-ooorr a-a l-la-rr-ge group of guys." I said while trying to catch my breath. They all glared at me, but couldn't do anything, as they almost pissed their pants in the haunted house and lost almost all their energy from the rides and the haunted house from screaming. I then walked towards a horror ride and chose Vixx and Stray Kids to ride with me. The others were going to have to stand there and wait for us to finish the ride in the creepy haunted side of the park. They were beging me to not go on the ride but I really wanted to. While we were on the ride, N almost lost his life, because he was so scared as soon as we started. Stray Kids were already screaming and Vixx got scared towards the middle of the ride, because they had 'knives' on the bottom of the second drop we were going to have to face. It was Higher than the first one, and looked a little bit more dangerous. When the ride ended and we got out, they were staggering, and had messy hair. They all almost passed out from being scared and tiredness from this side. "Now, it's EXO and Seventeen's turn. Have fun oppas~ Managers will be getting on after these two groups." Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. "Or, we could all go on the scariest ride here. I heard it actually causes deaths if people request for it and if they want to commit suicide..." I said and that was the last straw for them. they were getting even more scared from the lie I made up. For the others who already went on the ride, we were happy and laughing at the others reactions and the wait was short. Whereas the managers thought that the wait for the ride was taking forever. After the last two groups, it was the managers turn to go. Alex glared at me. I winked at him and he rolled his eyes. I saw that WangKong oppa was praying and I started laughing. As their ride started, they were screaming and you heard WangKong, Alex, and Justin all yelling the lyrics to 'Monster' but with the lyrics changed up. 

She is trying to kill me~ Whoop 

Why is she this crazy? 

Even though she's pretty 

she's actually a killer 

SHE'S GOING TO GET US KILLED~ 

ALEX DUDE WHY DON'T YOU TAME HER 

SHE GOT US GOING CRAZY 

DON'T BE AFRAID 

SHE WILL SEND USS ON THAT 

SUICIDE THING~ 

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE HAS A HEART 

I DON'T THINK SHE DOES~ 

SHE IS CRAZY~ 

YEAH YOU KNOW 

SHE'S A GODDESS BUT UNTOUCHABLE WOMAN 

SHE IS GOING TO MAKE ME PUKE 

I NEED SOJU 

AFTER THIS 

SHE CAN'T HAVE A HEART 

I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK~ 

LOVE AIN'T NO WAY DAMN IT EXO 

WHY'RE YOU CUSSING THEM OUT RIGHT NOW? 

YOU ARE THEIR MANAGER 

SHE GOT US GOING CRAZY 

I THINK KANGTA IS GOING TO KILL US 

(THAT'S RIGHT MY GUY) 

SHAWTY WE GOT YOU CAN CALL HER MONSTER 

SHE IS GOT MY HEART GOING THROUGH A SEIZURE 

(COME HERE Y/N) 

YOU ARE CALLED MONSTER 

I'M SORRY YOU MAKE ME CRAZY 

(YOU KNOW YOU DO) 

HOW CAN YOU EVEN STAND THIS RIDE SHE IS GOING TO GET US KILLED AND SHE WON'T GIVE ANY FUCKS ABOUT IT SHE IS GOING TO BE THE ACE OF EVERYTHING BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN GIVE US A LITTLE BIT OF HER HEART 

CRAZY 

CRAZY 

CRAZY 

I signaled for our tour guide to take them one more round. 

They started screaming again, and this time it wasn't only WangKong, Justin, and Alex singing. It was WangKong, Justin, Alex, Dongdong, and Yookduck. This time the song they chose was Fronting by Seventeen. 

WHEN SHE WOKE UP 

THEY KNEW SHE WAS CRAZY 

THEY KNEW THAT THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING WRONG ABOUT HER

SEVENTEEN TIMES THAT HER DAD HAD SEX AND PRODUCED NOTHING BUT MEN AND ONLY ONE GIRL 

UH THEY SAID THAT LOVES HER ASS BECAUSE SHE CAN REALLY MOVE IT 

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM 

I HEARD IT FROM HER BESTFRIEND 

SHE SAID THAT IT WAS COMMON THAT GUYS LOOK AT HER ASS YEAH 

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD LISTEN TO HER BESTFRIEND 

WHY THE FUCK WERE LOOKING AT HER ASS 

BECAUSE I WOKE WITH THE IDEA TO FUCKING DO THAT

YOU OLD PERVERT YEAH YEAH YEAH 

I AM NOT YEAH AHAHA 

I THINK SHE IS SOMEONE'S YEAH YEH YEA-AA

SHE IS LISTENING RIGHT NOW 

YAYAYA 

STRAY KIDS IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS 

YAYAYA DON'T DO THAT THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 

YEAH THEY DID THEY DIDN'T STOP THEIR SISTER FROM GETTING US ONN THIS DAMN RIDE 

OH~ WHAT'S THE ISSUE WITH HER BROTHERS NOW WHEN SHE'S THE ONE WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT (WHAT?) 

VERSE 2 

HEY LET'S GO AHEAD AND DO THIS SO WE CAN HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF HER BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO GET US KILLED BY KANGTA 

OH~ WELL WE CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING SINCE IT IS BASICALLY Y/N'S DAY ALSO SINCE HER BROTHERS WERE ASSHATS TO HER AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T DO SHIT. 

WELL TELL THAT TO THE FUCKED BROTHERS SHE HAS 

WANGKONG YOU'RE THEIR FUCKING MANAGER HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT 

YAYAYA 

YAYAYA

YAYAYA 

(SAY WHAT) 

YAYAYA 

(SAY WHAT) 

YAYAYA  

They got off the ride and they almost lost their voices from all that screaming, and I was laughing so hard with my brothers, that I had a very bad stomach ache. They waited for me to finish laughing fit before we exited the haunted area and went back to the normal side and grabbed our things getting ready to exit until I forgot my speaker was left on and 'That's my jam' was playing that I threw down my stuff, got on the table and started dancing to the song. My brothers and I were having a dance festival while the managers tried to get us together back on the ground for something.