Female prayer :
before i lay down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep.
one whos hansome, smart and strongg,
one who lovess to listeen long.
one who thinks before he speaks,
when hes says he'll call
he wont take weeks.
i pray that hes imployeed
when i spend his cash, he wont get annoyed.
pulls out my chair and opens the door
messages my back and beggs to do morre
Oh! send a man who will make love to my mind
and know the answer to "how big is my behind?"
i pray this man will love me to no end
and never attempt to hit on my friend
and as i kneel and pray by my bed
i look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
Male prayer:
I pray for a deaf/mute nymphomatic with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
Amen.
