The pineapple blob

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So there are these three men who discover an island and want to explore. But the leader of the island isn't very happy and wants them to go. The three explorers beg him for mercy so he gives them a chance. He tells them to go among the trees and collect ten of the same kind of fruit and that he will tell them the rest of the challenge when they are back. If the men fail the task, however, they will be flung into the sea. Later on, one man comes back with grapes. It is then announced to him that he is to stuff all ten into his mouth without laughing. He fails at four and takes his punishment. Another man then comes back with strawberries and hears the challenge. He reaches nine then bursts into tears of laughter. In the afterlife the man with grapes asks the man with strawberries:

"Why did you laugh you were nearly there?"

The other man replies:

"I just couldn't help it when I saw the other man coming back with pineapples!"

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 16, 2014 ⏰

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