TMNT Truth or Dares book!

Mikey's Cooking and Getting Mutated?!

Vanilla- Ok, guys, we laughed our butts off and--

*Ding* *Ding*

Vanilla- Hmm, let's see what these are--

Donnie- What? *Reads screen* >_< WHYY?!

Everyone else except Mike and Vanilla- *Gathers around and reads screen* WHY?! / NO WAY! / I AIN'T DOIN' THAT! / GROSS!

Mikey- Why don't ya guys like my cooking?

Vanilla- Dare numero uno says we have to try one of Mikey's many concoctions. And Mikey cooks?

Mikey- YUP! *Sets out his food on a table* Here! Try some of meh world famous pizza noodle soup! *Forces a spoonful of pizza noodle soup in Vanilla's mouth*

Vanilla- *Eyes widen* *Takes spoon out of mouth*

Raph- Gross, right?

Leo- Or does it taste bad?

Donnie- TELL US!!!

Vanilla- Mmmmm..!! Best thing I've ever tasted!! ^3^

Raph- Phew. I thought you said it was the best thing you've ever---WAIT, WHAT?! O_O

Mikey- FINALLY!! Someone who likes my cooking! Try some jellybean pizza, Vanilla! *Shoves a slice of jellybean pizza in Vanilla's mouth*

Vanilla- *Eats it* FINALLY, SOMEONE who likes jellybean pizza!! >3<

D, R, L- HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT STUFF?!

Vanilla- I just do. *Looks around* Hey, where are Althea, Anya, Lauren, and Lily? *Checks watch* Woah it's 3:35 P.M. It's time for their ballet class.

Tigerlily- *Walks in* Sup..? Whatchya guys doin'?

Leo- We have to try one of Mikey's many concoctions. *Cringes as he eats some anchovy-onion-jellybean pizza*

Tigerlily- It shouldn't be that bad--*Eats some pizza noodle soup* *Spits it out* BLECHH!! A DESECRATION TO RAMEN AND SOUP!! BLECCHH!!

D, R- *Drink some pizza shakes* *Spits them out* EWW!! BLECH!

Vanilla- T_T I just hate you all right now. Anyways, I'm gonna read the next dare--

~Only le mutants can read this, soo, Vanilla, Alfie, Ann, Lily, and Lauren, GET OUT!!~

Vanilla- UGGHHH!! *Leaves the room*

Don- Ok, let's see what the dare says furthermore--

~Only le mutants can read this, soo, Vanilla, Alfie, Ann, Lily, and Lauren, GET OUT!!~

Ok, mutants, I darez y'all to MUTATE Vanilla!! I know she likes Ferrets, soo, turn her into a mutant Ferret or Weasel!!

From, Zuu_Zuu15. P.S. If you ask why, cuz I need REVENGE!! She ripped up my origamipaper.

Mikey- Uhh, ok then..? Wait, MUTATE her?! But she's the only one who ACTUALLY likes my cookin'!!

Donnie- *Gets mutagen out of nowhere* Huh. So I guess we're doing it.

Raph- ALRIGHTT!! *Does maniacal laugh* *Dramatic evil scene with lightning and thunder and all that other special effects crap*

Everyone else- *Looks at him like he's crazy* (O_O)

Raph- *The scene and maniacal laugh dies away* What?

D, M, L, TL- *Facepalm*

~At the kitchen~

Vanilla- GOD DAMN what is taking them so long..?! *Goes on tPhone*

Donnie- *Silently on the ceiling and about to tip some mutagen*

Vanilla- *Sees something* *Moves somewhere else*

Donnie- *Some mutagen falls and drips on the floor*

Vanilla- *Picks up item* *Gasps* OHMIJELLYBEANS it's my toy ferret!! So this was where Mikey hid it..*Holds toy ferret and goes back on tPhone*

Mikey- *Silently joins Donnie and tips the whole canister on Vanilla*

Vanilla- --! *Mutates into a vanilla-white ferret* WHAT THE HELL?!

M, D- *Fall from ceiling* OW..

Vanilla- You know, now that I'm a mutant ferret, I can hunt you down WAAYY faster, right?

M, D- Oh crap. RUN!! *Run to dojo where Raph, Leo and Tigerlily are*

Vanilla- WELL SEE YA GUYS NEXT TIME!! COMMENT YO TRUTHS QUESTIONS AND DARES!! *Resumes to chasing Mike and Don* COME HERE YOU RETARDED PIECES OF CRAP!