this girl named olivia liked this guy named hayden and this girl named shanessa liked a guy named shane they all know that they did and yet they were all being gay fucking dumb cunts and didnt ask eachother out so everyone of there friends raped them yelling at them and they all got so pissed of fro being told to grow a pair of balls and being told to date.
it was there second last day of ice skating and after being told to do shit and ask them out they said they would ask them out after ice skating in that lesson they all went in the middle and were chilling (shit dad pun intended) hayden went of with olivia and came back as a cupple even tho they were both weird as shit and still fucking weird this day.
after that it was up to shane to ask out shanessa and shanessa being the pussy she is ran into the bathroom trying to hide from shane but when she came out shane and her talked and then after that they started dating like weirdos but there not as weird as hayden and olivia but still they were weird
after ice skating they both sat next to each other being weird sad happy looking puppys that are having a random day but ya they were not that cringe yet also at the bus ride back to school there where 3 people that lost people that day callum graeme and rebecca lost there single friends that day R.I.P shane hayden olivia and shanessa
after this day they all left to go home and beat there meet after the day when everyone got home there was a group chat made on skype and sc called the fucked up family and this is where everyones weird journey started.
PS. these cunts had to do it on the exact date of callums fucking birthday so on there one mounth callum will kms in a KFC near you
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bruno was a normal dog for a normal family with a kid named rebecca she was not normal but that dont matter but by day bruno was a normal dog but bye night bruno was a supper vampire wearwolf dog that hunts down the queen of rainbow sprinkles who planed to blow up the hole world with her supper mega gay bomb that makes everyone gay.
after years of study and trying to find her he did and he ran at night to stop the bomb he got there after killing all the gards he went after the queen and stabed her with a big 12 inch dildo made bye the gods she was crying for help he was so happy but then he saw the bomb it was to late to stop the bob so he did what any good man would do for the world he ate the bomb saving the world but made him self gay.
((dont rape me over my spelling ))
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fucked up family
Werewolfthis book is about a group of fucking dumb shits all randomly becoming friends and making a group (even tho i think some of them may be extremly dead in the head aka dumb aka stupid aka why are they alive aka why am i with them but even tho some are...
