fucked up family

the movies

It all started when the fucked up family skype call had a shit idea to hang out at the movies it had been a solid ten years now sike it was only like 2 or 3 weeks since they stated dating and they wonted a dubble date and yes olivia and hayden were supper cringe at this point. they were going to have a duble date but fuck that there needs to be 3rd wheels.

on the day everyone got all dressed up and shit aka only the girls aka the guys didnt give a shit aka i will use aka in all the chapters. when everyone got to the shops they all met up at the from of macdonalds as any good duble dates would.

when everyone finally got there we all waited for the one and only shane who now one new if he would show up but as soon as all hope was lost his majical head poped up. after both the cupples being boring shits huuging there man and shit we all went and got food from kfc we all sat down and everyone got fat but then a magical moment happend rebbeca found the one for her the only way she could be happy in her life without it in her life she would die it was MR chocky a grate sexy as fuck chocolate fountan. 

after eating and everyone being fat shits we all went to time zone only to make a mistake a grave grave mistake we all went and the girls being ass holes left without any notice to go be even fatter and buy food as shane and callum were playing air hocky and then when cooper was playing with shane. shane being the dumb cunt he is fucking hit the hocky puc and it fell into a ball game and went into a hole and no one was going to get it so shane callum and hayden went of away from it and as they were leaving saw other people go pay for the game and we all new that they were waiting there money but they were two ashamed to tell the workers. before callum hayden and shane left they all had a go in the hammer game to see who is the strongest. callum went first being the cool cunt he is and got 842 then hayden went and got 801 and then shane left went and got 795 or something the meaning of this story is that callums the strongest and shane and hayden are weak pussys 

after that shane and hayden and callum went to go get party popers to scare the shit out of there girlfirnds/friends becuse callum is a lonly ass they ended up running to the movies hoping they would not be late for there girlfriends sadly they ever did use the party popers. 

durring the movie callum being the best 3rd wheel saw shane and shanessa sitting together holding hands callum didnt know and for a second laughed in his head becuse he thought shanessa was just rubbing shanes thigh and shane told shanessa what callum said and it was funny because after callum said that he saw but they stoped holding hands for a bit.

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its all just a funny joke of a book but the for real everyone is a grate person and your all funny annoying cunts your all good ones and dont change even tho your random cunts its grate and dont change.

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one day there was a girl named rebbeca she was a 14 year old girl and she feel in love with a man named choccy they did everything together they had diner together had partys together and they even had sex together after 3 years of dating one day at dinner choccy went with her in a hot air  bloon and as the sun was setting he proposed to her and they got married they then lived a happy long life together till mr choccy was dieing he has aids and he died and rebecca was alone until she rememberd he is chocolate and everyone ate him.