Im Very Weird

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I've been thinking about this a lot...

{take a shot every time I say tea}

Why is news called tea??
I mean I'm definitely fine with it because I've used that word to many times to even remember lol 😂. But like why is it called tea?

If you have been living under a rock under the sea and you have no fucking clue what "tea" means... here's a sentence.

-"OMG Finn said "Ohhh no" when lunar vacation started playing saggyt- Jacob's song sweatshirt.... THE TEA IS PIPING HOT"

(Peep the tea I will be posting the next part of my book "Latest Tea" on that soon 😉)

Like THE TEA IS HOT. Why can't it be THE ORANGE JUICE IS COLD or THE MILK IS WARM like why tea???

And this is not tea: ☕️
Even though (on iPhone) it suggests "🍵" and "☕️" for tea.

It's coffee. The green stuff is tea.

Okay bye now

LYRICS:

🎶 Took you like a shot
Thought that I could chase you with a cold evening
Let a couple years water down how I'm feeling about you
(Feeling about you)
And every time we talk
Every single word builds up to this moment
And I gotta convince myself I don't want it
Even though I do (even though I do)🎶

xoxo,

AudreyM

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