Rodger was a professional toe wrestler. But he was secretly a cat. Miss Welch saw Rodgers toes and got wet because they was so fine. She swallowed Rodger whole, then she went and got a 14 piece boneless bucket from KFC because she was still hungry. Rodger started to chew through Miss Welches fat so he could escape.
Five years later, he was free.
Miss Welch sealed the whole in her stomach with some pollifiller but then died because her belly button got sealed and it couldn't breathe
Rodgers secret of being a cat had been exposed, so he was exiled to Lesbos island.
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