Attraction (A One Direction Fan Fiction)

I Did Nothing, And You, Sir The Idiot!

Thanks for reading kiddies (lol) ^^

(edited... found out Nando's has no tacos.... xDDD)

....I has lamp....

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Nando's... they have the best tasting chicken. Amen. We had ordered about 10 different chickens, Niall already ate about 5 or 6, the fool. Believe it or not, the boys actually showed up with the Mario mustaches, they called it 'caving in' since they ditched the rapist jackets. We obviously got suspicious looks when we sat down, one kid tried to pluck the mustache off Liam's face, I goaded him on.

"This ones for Twitter, lovie!" Louis grinned, snapping a photo of themselves, I almost choked on my thigh, Louis' face was caked with gravy. Having a Nando's Day with Lovie @SorelDear! 100 likes in a split-second. I turned to my left to see Harry and Annie just completely lost in their own fantasies, wasting good food, they were! Ugh... couples everywhere *insert gag face here* even freaking Blaise and Niall seemed to be heating up!! Sharing drinks were they! I randomly hugged Senna, causing weird stares, we'll be loners together! I don't care...fffff

"So, when exactly do you have to go back on tour?" Senna said, poking her salad. "In a month," Louis said it with a frown, "Wish I could stay with you guys forever." Aww... "Maybe you can come on tour with us!" Harry piped hopefully, "That's not going to work Hazza... We have jobs to get to," Annie sighed, resting her head on his shoulder. Silence.

"Ah come on guys! Let's make our time together a blast! How about going to a zoo!" Niall smiled, showing chicken bits... Lovely. "A zoo?" Liam said, looking half interested, "Is there one?" Sorel quickly whipped out her iPhone, "The Animal Kingdom (I don't know if there is one In New York, if there isn't then just pretend xD)" the boys cheered, "Let's go tomorrow then you lot!" Harry laughed. Everyone got up to leave, Niall had already paid in advance. Louis forced us into the preschool safety rope action while we headed out... kids wanted to join.. Shit.

"Wait... Where's the car?" Blaise squinted in confusion, we all stopped to where our car should be... Louis even ran forward to check if a wizard turned it invisible, he tripped... the idiot. "I'm calling the driver," Zayn tapped on his iPhone. It's because standing there staring at Louis try to undo the magic' Voldemort apperently caused was the smart thing to do. I worry about that boy... many, many times.

"Hello, yes would you care to explain why our bloody car isn't here yet," Zayn said in frustration, almost crushing the phone, we all circled around him, trying to hear the other end, "What? You got towed! So what now... alright, we'll meet you there," he pressed end call, facing our anticipated group, "He'll come pick us up in 2 hours, until then we should head to the mall," he re-attached himself to our safety rope, "Shopping again? At the same bloody mall!" Annie said, pouting, "Don't worry, we have our trusty disguises!" Harry grinned... of course, snog randomly why don't you! How the hell do you kiss with that mustache....

We walked to the mall... f-cking ten blocks. Niall and Blaise both took turns killing the 'walk' button at the stop signs, fans asked for the girl's and my autographs, not even bothering the fools in disguise. We were nearly there, about two blocks more. As usual it was a busy mall... it was the Central mall after all... I f-cking rhymed.... Hoochaoww!!!! (pronounced hoo-cha-wooo xD) once we were in front of the titanic-gigantical entrance, we were thrown into the sea of moving shoppers... rude shoppers they were. It took us a good 10 minutes to reach the entrance and squeeze in. We all breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where first?" Liam grinned, leading us to the main point of the mall, the girls and I exchanged glances, "H&M," we all shouted, they grimaced, covering their ears, "No need to shout," Louis said, hardly able to contain his laughter. Because Mr. Carrot boy wants to teach us a lesson on being quiet...