arianagrande: justin congratulations on the engagement 💍
justinbieber: thanks ari you better come to the wedding! You and your ponytail gets its own seat 😚
perrieedwards: omg I just had war flashbacks
zayn: 😒
jadethirlwall: somebody check on my sis Selena!
selenagomez: I'm fine. congratulations to your engagement with a duck justin
selenagomez: I mean darling young woman! ☺️
justinbieber: have fun writing your next heartbreak song girly!
liampayne: So Zayn when are you gonna propose to Gigi?
perrieedwards: Liam I'm literally right here
liampayne: ok...*whispers* so Zayn when are you gonna propose to Gigi?
perrieedwards: this is exactly why Cheryl left you! Yes! I did fucking say it!
leighannepinnock: ...well damn
liampayne: that's why when zayn cheated on you I never told you! You're a cunt!
zayn: um
perrieedwards: you didn't need to tell me! I knew Zayn was a thot already! 😤
zayn: excuse me
louist91: I think we all knew that actually...
zayn: wow
harrystyles: do you all know what big dick energy means?
harrystyles: it sounds like a me type thing so I wanna know
arianagrande: ...sometimes I forget how dumb you are
harrystyles: don't you wanna go joke about some fucked up shit again to impress your new ugly ass fiancé?
arianagrande: first of all bitch he's fine as fuck!
harrystyles: he looks like he would fuck his cousin if given the chance
harrystyles:
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harrystyles: I KNOW y'all see it too
liampayne: yeah I could see that
louist91: eh
jadethirlwall: TREAT PEOPLE WITTH KINDNESS
harrystyles: ...until they try you
jadethirlwall: I want that on a shirt
justinbieber: Me and Hailey are going out for lunch bye hoes
arianagrande: wait FUCKING WAIT
arianagrande: you're leaving US for HER? 😪
perrieedwards: omg 😔
justinbieber: im hungry and we're like married now almost so
leighannepinnock: you're really such a fucking loser! first you propose to someone behind my back and then leave us for HER?! wow 🤧
justinbieber: I literally haven't eaten all day
arianagrande: So your hunger means more to you than us? Pete would starve for me!
justinbieber: ok but like
justinbieber: a bitch gotta eat
selenagomez: can we skip to the part where you leave?
justinbieber: I'm trying to but I can't just leave y'all hurt 😔
arianagrande: just go justin!
justinbieber: o-ok...
perrieedwards: So you're just gonna leave? WOOOOOOW
justinbieber: BRUH WTF
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(This is a mess bye)
