zodiac signs

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mamamina: gays

mamamina: *guys

letsgetdowntobusiness: yes

spiderman: are you responding to gays or guys

letsgetdowntobusiness: either one works fine

dank-i: i prefer gays tbh

bakubabe: that's nice

letsgetdowntobusiness: and gay

spiderman: yes really gay

mamamina: anyways

mamamina: i have been obsessed with something lately

spiderman: is that so

mamamina: yes it is hang-ta

dank-i: mINA don't call sero that :(

letsgetdowntobusiness: that was very nice of you, bro!

bakubabe: but that was gay

letsgetdowntobusiness: isnt that the point

bakubabe:

letsgetdowntobusiness: i thot so

spiderman: so what's this obsession of yours mina¿¿¿

mamamina: okay! i know it may seem kind of um basic but

dank-i: o no is it what i think it is

letsgetdowntobusiness: what do you think it is (other than gays)

dank-i: ugh i forget the name but it starts with an h

dank-i: i think

bakubaku: hoes?

spiderman: that doesnt sound right

letsgetdowntobusiness: hickeys?

dank-i: nO

bakubabe: hugs?

spiderman: shes already obsessed with those

spiderman: do you mean horoscopes denki?

dank-i: um i think so?

letsgetdowntobusiness: already on a first name basis huh?

dank-i: s h u t

mamamina: guys

bakubabe: just wait until you see pikachu walk into class with tape up his ass

mamamina: guYS

spiderman: what if it he already has

mamamina: g a y s

dank-i: yes

letsgetdowntobusiness: yes

spiderman: yes

bakubabe: no

mamamina: damn thats a lot of gay

bakubabe: damn thats a lot of lesbian

mamamina: no u

letsgetdowntobusiness: mina pls

mamamina: owo well what i was going to say was

mamamina: my new obsession is zodiac signs!!

bakubabe: tf r those

spiderman: it's your star constellation thing according to your bd

dank-i: what's a constellation

spiderman: something

dank-i: thanks

spiderman: np xx

mamamina: OSIFKAK WHAT WAS THAT

spiderman: what was what

bakubabe: hello i still dont know what a fucking zodiac sign is

letsgetdowntobusiness: i did some research gays!! a zodiac sign is the constellation you belong to according to your birthdate

mamamina: wait no kiri leT ME EXPLAIN IT

mamamina: ahEm adding onto what kiri said,,, i wanted to shoe you guys your zodiacs and all

dank-i: sweeeeeet!! i wanna know what i am

bakubabe: i better be something explosive or else

spiderman: i wanna be an animal like a cat or something

dank-i: can i own you hanta

spiderman: you already do xx

bakubabe: gay

dank-i: like you have room to talk

bakubabe: i actually never have room to breathe since eijirou's all over me

spiderman: since who's all over you?

bakubabe: eijirou

bakubabe:

letsgetdowntobusiness:

mamamina: dilakfmzmxuuaifn

bakubabe: fu c K

mamamina: anYWAYS CAN WE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

letsgetdowntobusiness: yes please

letsgetdowntobusiness: can you tell us our zodiac signs?? owo

mamamina: will do!!

mamamina: now bakubro

bakubabe: ye

mamamina: since your bday is on 4/20, you're a taurus

bakubabe: tf is a taurus

letsgetdowntobusiness: a taurus is a bull, katsuki

bakubabe: neat

mamamina: pretending i didn't see that

mamamina: the next one isSSsSsS kami!!

dank-i: sWEET what am i??

mamamina: since you were born on 6/29, you're a cancer! a/n: i'm actually a cancer too, since i was born on 7/21 uwu

bakubabe: HAHHA THE FUCKING PIKACHU IS C A N C E R

spiderman: YOURE A BULL YOU BULL

dank-i: miNA WHAT IS A CANCER

mamamina: don't worry!!! a cancer is a crab, not the disease!!!

spiderman:

letsgetdowntobusiness: i

letsgetdowntobusiness: kami's a crab?

mamamina: im afraid so

dank-i: :,(

do you guys want a part 2? :)

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