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Sand Guardian: I'd guard my friends with my life, and anything shiny I find.
Hurricane Tortilla: meat, fish (especially ahi), cheese, dairy, and sour apples.
Welcome to Chili's: Mudshark's or Applebee's, or Famous Dave's!
I like Beer and it likes me: Tea and lemonade, especially when combined!
Is there anything better than pussy: nah, I don't like that stuff
Adam: if I did I'd be dead because my lungs can barely function right as it is!
420 whatcha smokin: Nope, unless prescribed meds count...
Valentino White bag: anything loose, flexible, and lightweight. Where I live it's summer almost year round.
I can't believe you've done this: I accidentally kicked a soccer ball into the goalie's private parts. He was a guy.
I ain't get no sleep: a lot of things, particularly noise.
A potato flew around the room: Chuchel
Two bros: asexual and aromantic
69¢: Oof, uh, anything dragon related or bird related in terms of decoration.
What up, I'm Jared: Definitely Wings of Fire. I'd say book 7 was my favorite. I love IceWings!
Squidward dabbing: annoyed bird meme
Why you always lyin: so, I get confused often, I'll accidentally tell a lie and later find out the truth. I said I didn't wash my hair, but I did, so I washed twice.
That's my opinion: Trump's up to something bad and I hate pineapple. My brother's is "Jake Paul did nothing wrong and is cooler than any other youtuber!" (He's 10, what else do you expect?)
And they were roommates: definitely the original four (my friends, the J.A.D.E crew.)
Do it for the vine: keep it Teen rated pls!

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