Beware the Physical Exam

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'I have missed you too Tamtam.' Arthur replied with a smile hugging Tamaki back. 'So I hear that you made a club. A host club?'

'Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school Ouran Academy. The Ouran host club is where the schools handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.' Tamaki explained to his brother as he lead him to the school court yard. Because the cherry blossoms are in bloom Tamaki wanted to share their beauty outside with the guests instead of staying cooped up inside. It has been dubbed the Host Club's Flower viewing reception, where the hosts and their beautiful guests gather under the blooming Sakura's with the pink petals lightly snowing down on them. An opportunity to admire natures beauty.

Before they opened the gates the hosts got dressed into "appropriate attire" as Tamaki called it. Tamaki, Kyoya and the twins put on waiter outfits and Mori, Honey and Haruhi put on traditional hakamas.

Arthur sat to the side watching how the hosts interact with their guests, as per his brothers request, when the gates where opened and the ladies started filling in the space.

He admits he is impressed with how each of the hosts behave and act differently with their clients. Tamaki playing the French gentleman card (the French are a lot more flerty and forward than the English). The twins playing the brotherly love card (it's more hotter when Gilbert and Ludwig do it but still works really well). Kyoya being... Kyoya (I wonder of he has one of those of himself as well or if it is just the rest of the hosts). Haruhi is with Mori and Honey, who is making traditional Japanese tea but sort of went overboard (I see why he's the child lolita type now).

Arthur gets up from his spot and decides to wonder around the cherry blossoms and take them in. 'They're so beautiful.'

'Yes they are.' A cool voice comments from behind him. He immediately recognised it as Kyoya's. 'This is the first time you've actually gotten to see them in full bloom, isn't it?' Kyoya said as he stopped next to him.

'Yes, It is. They are far more beautiful than what I imagined.' Arthur sighed out as he glanced at Kyoya. 'So beautiful.' The black haired male looked back at him with a rare and honest smile.

Arthur makes his way back to the other hosts with Kyoya beside him making notes on his clipboard. When he finds them he sees Tamaki crouched against a tree with a depressed aura around him and the twins with their arms wrapped around Haruhi.

'Say, mommy dear.' Tamaki mutters (mommy?).

'What is it now, daddy?' Kyoya replies casually (Huh what? I'm confused? What?). Arthur turns to Kyoya confused. 'I'll explain later.' Kyoya mutters to him.

'I have a new theory. I mean it's just my hypotheses. But it seams that by being in the same class. Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi than I get to here at the club. This gives them a chance to get close to her, and if that happens...' Tamaki rants but Kyoya cuts him off.

'Tamaki, you just now realised that.' Kyoya states casually completely calm and unfazed, causing Tamaki to get struck by lightning. 'According to my research, in a single day the twins spend roughly 9 hours of class time with Haruhi, meanwhile your contact with her is limited to a couple of hours of club activities. In other words, your involvement in Haruhi's life each day amounts to no more than a mere 3%. Im so very sorry.' He continues to explain with a display board that literally came out of nowhere.

'Aaghh, I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it.' Tamaki screams out in tears over Kyoya's apology. Before rushing over to Haruhi and grabbing her shoulders (wow he is really dramatic, reminds me of a certain Italian). 'Listen Haruhi. I want you to stop hanging around those shady twins from now on.'

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