Originally published in wattpad in 2014. Revised in 2020.
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Hi, it's me, Heather.
I am a vampire. And yet here I am broad day-light.
Running, running away as fast as I can.
Why? Because I stole a fucking piece of bread!
I never knew bagels taste like this! Exquisite!
It's the best thing I have ever tasted, well pig blood still tastes the best.
Anyway, where was I, oh yes I am running, running away from an angry girl from the bakery.
You're probably thinking that I'm stupid because I stole a bread, on broad day-light.
Yup, maybe you're right..
I wasn't really planning on stealing some piece of bread.
But for some reason, it smelled different.
I was busy minding my own business inside a forest, I even caught a humongous boar.
Even so, with the peculiar smell. I abandoned the boar I caught.
And that smell, led me into a bakery.
And there it was, a softly baked bagel, lying on the table top, begging me to eat it.
I didn't even hesitated on following the scent towards those bagels.
Good thing I wore a hoodie today, or I'm a toasted vampire today. Bye bye Heather.
After that, you probably knew what happened.
For a vampire, I am really slow.
Because apparently, I have not drink human blood for like, 400 years? or 300? I'm not even sure.
All I know is that ever since the day that I have been kicked out of my clan, I have not tasted any human blood since then.
After all, I have been living all by myself for all those centuries. I can't let myself be captured by humans.
And yet, here I am being chased by a little girl.
Boy, she can actually run really fast!
I was quite losing hope, but after all those running. We've reached the forest.
I am safe everyone!
I boosted my speed and run quickly as hell.
I'm pretty sure that little girl already lost track of me.
So I slow down my pace and ate the bagel I stole.
I was happily skipping and humming, roaming around the forest.
And then I saw a boar. Great. Boars for Lunch.
I immediately jumped near the boars.
Could this day get any better?
But boy I was wrong.
I was caught in a fucking trap.
I thought the girl set up that trap.
But, I saw a guy standing.
And then he screamed.
"What the hell did I just caught?"
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xoxo,
gwingajhumma
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