Boys

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1. DO like them. (Unless you're gay, which is cool or if they're douchebags)

2. DO run away if they try to touch you in certain areas...unless you want them to.

3. DO love gays. They're amazing. Befriend as many as possible. 

4. DO use your boobs and bum. The average boy is a sucker to such assets. 

5. DO choose to be ugly at the most relevant of times. When the creeps are around.

6. DON'T send a 'naughty' picture it always ends in tears and the F.B.I - DO NOT DO THIS.

7. DON'T 'girl talk' towards them - they don't understand our language. 

8. DON'T stare at them for long periods of time if they're hot. Try and be subtle about it? You will be embarrassed when they realize. 

9. DON'T take everything they say as a joke, some (SOME) are actually serious...especially about their gaming. However some of us girls are too. 

10. DON'T be desperate. They don't care - you  shouldn't care either. 

*updated 2015 - sorry about all the weird gay / rapist comments - made sure to get rid of those! I was cringing as I re-read this...

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