"hey y/n! Someone is here to interview you!"
Oh yeah. Pshhh I will likely regret everything I will say.
"Hi. I'm y/n!"
" Hi I'm ( tabbed real name. Sorry if you are reading this...) so can I ask you some questions?"
Her voice sounded so familar... Hmm
" Sure. Why not?"
" So what's your favorite color?"
" I'm still deciding between light blue and coral."
" Favorite animal?"
" Kookaburra. There laugh once made me fall asleep... I'm weird like that."
"Favorite YouTuber?"
" Markplier/ jacksepticeye/tabbes/sssniperwolf.. I can't choose. " I smiled.
" Wow that is alot" she smiled.
" Well YouTube is my best of friends. Closer than my oldest freinds."
"Where were you born."
"TEXAS!" I said Happly.
" Last question. Would you like to be y/n ( tabbes last name.)"
" Yes! wait are you sure? I am the least normal person you will ever meet."
"I'm sure. You can go pack, while I sign the paperwork."
" Ok!"
I said. YAY! I'm going to be adopted!!!!
I park my stuff.
I thought this would be the perfect time...
What do- oh god please no.
Too late.
I felt like I was going to puke. Yay. Love this feeling. (Hahahahahaha. You didn't think I was serious, right?)
I got my stuff. I acted like I was fine. Cause none cares about my problems. I knew that. So did my voice. She told me, in a rude way, to not desplay any weaknesses.
We went to her car.
" May I take your things?" She asked, acting like room service or like I am special.
I thought for a minute
Should let her?
No. You will display weakness.
So I should not let her?
You will Make her unhappy.
So what should I do?
Both and neither
"No thanks, I'm fine." I said.
"You sure?" She asked.
"Ok, if you insist." I chuckled.
The feeling of puking kept getting worse.
I did my best to look normal, but she looked at me and asked
" You ok,y/n?"
" I'm good why?" I tried to look like I wasn't going to puke. It kept creeping up my throat, then back down. Like a wave.
" Oh no reason, you just look incredibly uncofrtable."
" But. That's how I feel about my life." I smiled.
She laughed " we all do. What do you want to do when you get home?"
" The usual. Eat ramen watching anamation, Wondering where my life went."
" You do that?" She asked. I could tell how happy she was. Yay. Me make someone smile.
" All day! Everyday!" I giggled.
" Ummmm, I have a question. What happened to your birth parents."
" I didn't find that out until recently. My mom died giving birth to me, while my dad couldn't cope with my mom's death, so he committed suicide. Then I went to live with my only uncle and Aunt. They got in the house fire. Dead. But as a baby, I wasn't afraid of the fire. I was starting at it. Like I was in a trace... " I looked at her. She was crying.
" I'm sorry that happened to you."
" It's fine, anyway it's not your fault. "
We arrived at her house. I looked at it.
Wow. So beautiful.
" Care to show you around?"
" Sure!"
I got a tour.
I went to my small room. I unpacked, smiling.
I almost forgot how sick I felt...Almost.
I went on my computer.
What? I have a phone and a computer. So?
I played some games.
Then I went on YouTube.
Crap. What's the wifi.
I was super embarrassed.
I didn't want to be one of those people, but I need YouTube.
I went up to her.
"Not to be rude mom, but what's the wifi?" I said nervously.
" Oh it's *random wifi with password* "
" Thanks! You will regret this...hehe"
I looked at her. I used my headphones. But I couldn't stop dieing of laughter.
Then all my laughing suddenly stopped.
I had a radom panaic attack.
I ran to the bathroom. Plopped down, and preformed mty ritual...
Listen to two videos, back to back.
I heard a knock at the door
" Is everything ok in there?"
" I am fine" I said
I came out of the bathroom.
" What happened?" She asked
" Can I curse?" I asked back.
"Yes.... If you tell me what happened..."
" random Panic attack"
" Oh you ok?" She asked worryed.
" Yes."
" You hungry? Want some food?" She asked.
" My relationship with food is complicated." I sighed.
" Ok then, I will eat by myself. Rame- "
" NO WAIT I WILL EAT RAMEN NOODLES WITH YOU! IT'S MY ONE WEAKNESS" I YELLED LIKE A GOOF.
" Ok let's get to the kitchen."
We ate. Then we finished.
" Hey I'm curious..." I asked
" What?"
" What is your job?"
".... YouTube..." She said it a little embarrassed. Why? YouTube is awesome.
" Cool! What's your channel name?"
" Let's make this interesting. I will give you clues around the house. "
" Ok then."
She scattered sticky notes around the house.
"Ok what's my first clue?" I asked impatient.
" If you a see me in here, you will immediately say sorry and shut the door. You also are allowed to be naked in here. People sing Here too."
I know! The bathroom!
I went to the bathroom, and look at the shower. Sticky note.
___
|B|
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Ok.
It said on the back
" You will find the next letter where you sleep. But you put a lamp on me."
Ok! The bedroom!
I go in.
I see a t.
No way.
No FRICKIN way!
I go up to her.
" Can I guess?"
" Sure."
"tabbes?"
" How did you know? You only had two letters! " She said.
" Well if you will excuse me, I will go die now. My life is complete."
I walked over and stopped, staring at the ceiling.
" Why am I not dead?" I questioned.
She smiled. Yay. I make someone smile. No I make tabbes smile. Yep take me. I am dead now.
" I thought you would fangirl. " She told me.
" No, not now. Probably will wake up. I know this is a dream."
" Well, I got to anamte. See you in a while."
" Ok mom!"
I go back to my room, and keep watching tabbes... Yes, I can talk to my mom in real life, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I am too lazy to go back out.
I get to the funniest video ever made.
Why do we where crowns., By tabbes and sultan.
I can't help it. So fucking funny!
Y/n... I'm still here...
Go away
I kept lying there.
I went to sleep. Or more accurate, took a nap.
I love naps.
30 mins later
(Tabbes real name) POV
I go to y/n room. You know, to check on her. Like a good parent.
She fell asleep? It's 1:00 in the afternoon!
I'm going to wake her up.
" Y/n wake up.."
" No.. go away. I will be up in a minute." She mumbles.
" Y/n I will grab the bat" I joke.
" I don't want to wake up." She keeps fighting.
I get some water and splashed it in her face.
" I'm up I'm up!" She says standing up.
" What was that for?"
" I tried to wake you up 3 times!" I tell her
" Oh sorry about that. I am a heavy sleeper."
She chuckled.
" Anyway, want to be in the video?"
" Sure, just let me wake my self up, and not be grumpy."
" Ok then."
She wakes up after a bit, and I record ourselves.
" So, some of you guys know, that I decided adopt a kid. And if you didn't, you do now."
" Ya." She wispered.
" So here she is! Say hi y/n"
" Haio. I'm y/n. Your average weirdo. So yeah. That's pretty much it. Why am I still talking. Halp. "
Y/n pov
Well there goes my sanity. Hahahahahaha just kidding it left 3 months ago.
