Innuendos for days! ~The Trapper x The Doctor~

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Not yet done a killer x killer, so this gonna be fun :)

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Evan

You know, when you only work 1 match a day, you have allot of time on your hands. Normally you have the weekend off, and get payed to do the job, but now I'm here, I find myself bored out of my mind.

There's no one around except the occasionally visits from the others, but they have jobs too. In the daylight we sleep and besides that, we have seas of time with no way to learn something new, or do something we loved doing when we were free.

I sit on one of the rocks in my realm, just trying to sharpen my already sharp cleaver I made from the metal I found in the mines. I keep sharpening it because I got nothing beter to do, and when survivors come into my realm, I want it to be sharp.

Without wanting to I begin to think about my past. I did some messed up things, so the way I see it, I deserve this as a punishment.

My eyes begin to sting as I think about my father. How I brutally left him in the basement of our warehouse, without food, or water. Not to talk about all those mine workers I locked up in the mines and set of the explosions to trap them there forever. I went completely off the tracks, and it still lingers in me, and it snaps when the survivors come into our game.
I think it's the Entity working, but I can't be too sure.

"Deep in thoughts?" A voice asks and I look up at Herman. I give a slight nod and go back to my sharpening. I like company but not when I'm thinking back about the time I-

A small shock gets me out of my thoughts as I look down at my weapon.
Herman giggles as he pulls back his weapon that e had charged.
"I want to taaaaaalllllkkkkk!" He says childishly and I can't help but smile, not that he sees it.

"I don-" I start but he shocks me again, through my cleaver. I growl and try to his him but he walks backwards.
"I want to talk!" He says again and I facepalm. Well, maskpalm.

"I do-" I begin but he touches our weapons together again, giving me a shock.
"STOP IT DAMMIT!" I yell at him but he keeps our weapons together and looks at them.

"Look we're touching tips!" He says smirking and my cheeks flush. How can he say such things!?
Someone really needs to teach him some manners. I try and smack him again but he walks backwards again, giggling his giggle.

"You're a child you know that." I grumble as I go back to sharpening my cleaver.
"Nah, otherwise you would be a pedofile!" Herman says as he giggles. Oh Entity, how can something be so annoying yet so cute yet so irritating?!

I pull my cleaver on him so fast that I accidentily cut myself. I roar out in pain and look at my arm. A orangy gold substance flows from the wound as I stare in astonishment at it.
Herman claps his hands over his mouth and slowly shuffles closer to look at it.

"I-I never knew our blood was like that, it looks like fiery gold..." Herman says as he dips his finger in it. I growl and rip my arm away from his grasp but he still got some of it on his finger.

He first sniffs it, and then puts it in his mouth. He sucks on his index finger whilest looking at me innocently, well as far as he can do that with the contraption on his head.
Looking at him like that has me tingling all over my body. Oh Entity what's wrong with me?
He pulls his finger, which I've been watching intensly, out if his mouth with a small 'pop' he speaks to me again.

"It still tastes normal! You don't have any diseases!" Herman says as he looks up at me with a smirk.
I just look at him, then my arm, which is already healing, likely the Entity, and him.

He, licked, my, blood?

Okay he's not as bad as Jeffery or Lisa, or even Bubba, but still, it's kinda, weird to just drink someone's blood. Especially when you do it in such a, sexual manner.
I don't nessasery mind, now I think of it, he's cute, but I just never thought about him like that before.

I look at his mouth and I wish his lips were normal so I could see how his mouth looks.
I shake my head and watch Herman walking towards me. I'm raising an eyebrow in the prosses as I have to just ever so slightly look down at him, which makes me chuckle.

"You know for a killer I do sence allot of daddy vibes going on." Herman says and my heart skips a beat. How did he kno that?
Not wanting to let him know I shrug.

"That's something I don't think I would ever hear someone say." I tell him with a chuckle. Man out of everyone here he's one of the favorite people I hang out with.

"Well it's something I don't tell anyone." Herman tells me and I chuckle and tell him I figured as much. I sling my arm around his shoulder as we watch how the moon rises.
"Well, gotta head back to my Treatment Theatre, see you again sometime?" Herman says as he walks towards the black mist that would bring him back to his layer.

Then I said something I never thought I would says in my life, ever.

"No kiss goodbye for daddy?"

Herman stops, turns around and looks at me, first with confusion but then his adorable giggles can be heard all over the terrain.
He blows me a kiss and yells: "In your dreams, or maybe next time!" And dissapears into the black fog.

I stare at the spot where he dissapeared and look down at my weapon.

"It's just you and me again, but something tells me that he'll be back..."

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Not the best one I've written, sorry about that!!

Also, hope you all don't mind my updates take longer now, I have less time to write since I'm back because of chorses :/

This one was requested by @hopebug14

And yes I poked fun at the 'Daddy Trapper' thing, fite me :3

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