Hi y'all
#throwbackfriday
MUM: Dammy Add Water, Don't Add Too Much ooooo, But Let It Be Plenty Small, Use That Small Pink Cup, Full The Cup, Reduce It Small Or Use That Blue Plate.
ME:. Please Mummy, I Beg Of You, Come And Add Water By Yourself You're Confusing Me.
MUM: So I Can't Send You? Its Me That Is Confusing You? Small Message I Send You, You're Confused Already. How Do You Pass Exams? Ehn How Do You Read? Do You Cook In School At All? Very Soon Now You'll Go To Your Husband House. You'll Go And Disgrace Yourself There Then They'll Say I Didn't Train You Well. What Is There To Add Water In The Food?
ME: Mummy Sorry Ma I Din.........
MUM: Sorry For Yourself, Just Add Water, Don't Put Too Much ooo, Let it Be Plenty Small........
Me: (thinking) Lemme Just Die
Who Follow Me Waka For This Kind Experience?
#naijaparents
So two things are up today;
1.
Yours faithfully is now a wattpad ambassador.
Yeah I know, its hard to belief.
Though I am yet to add the sash, but that little blue w on my profile, that's the ambassador badge
And I should have shared the news sooner but..... Lemme just be going
2.
Before I became an ambassador, I used to wonder too why there is no Africa ambassador run profile, but fear not, there is an Africa ambassador profile now ambassadorsAF go there and follow the profile now
So off to tagging, or as i have decided to be calling it 'roll call' say present if you hear your name 😂
Calling
Calling
Calling
😂😁
