NO ONE POV
"HAHAHAHAHAA", Connie laughed.
"Boy was that funny!"
"Connie, we all know that was sarcastic so shut up", Krista bluntly said with a annoyed expression.
It was a break day. Which means everyone gets to just sit, eat, and relax. Eren looked around for a particular other. Left, straight, behind, then right. Mikasa raised an eyebrow at this.
"Who are you looking for eren?", she asked curiously at the German boy.
"Huh? O-oh no one in particular, heh"
He continued to look around and soon gave up. He slumped in his chair and gave off a pouty look.
"Ere-"
"HEY EREN! Watcha doin?", Reiner interrupted mikasa. Mikasa gave him a glare and soon gave everyone else who came along a glare.
"God, why'd you yell like that? And why is everyone coming over here?", eren whined, obviously annoyed and moody from his lover not being around. He covered his ear and gave everyone around him a dirty look.
"Huehuehue, well isn't it Eren Jaeger, angry german boy, suicidal bastard, titan fre-"
SLAP
"We get the point on who he is dumbass", ymir yelled as she slapped Connie hard in the back of his head.
"I'm doing nothing guys. Why are you all here anyways?", eren said with a annoyed tone.
"I got a few jokes.. and I swear, they are all HILARIOUS", Connie laughed.
"Here we go again.."
"Oh come on..."
"They're not funny eren don't listen to him"
"This little b-"
"Come on guys! They are so funny!", Connie stuck up.
"Ok, what do you call somebody with no body and no nose?"
"......"
"What?", Krista asks with a curious look. She looked at everyone with a positive look as to say 'just laugh at it! Don't be mean'.
"NO-BODY- NOSE!", Connie laughed.
"PFFTT". Connie and Krista both laughed like it was the most funniest joke in the world. Everyone look at them with a blank and unamused look.
"GET IT?! CAUSE THE PERSON HAS NO BODY AND NO NOSE! GOD I'M HILARIOUS!"
"Well I just wasted my time here, where's Levi heichou?" Eren asked curiously with a bothered and blank face has he stood up from his chair.
"I just regretted my existence. Let's go bert". Reiner stood as did berthold and walked away shaking their heads
Jean looked at Connie, "Don't talk to me again".
A few seconds later, Sasha came walking over with arms full of bread and potatoes, "Hey guys, what'd I miss?"
"Tch, freakin paper work. No eren at all. Where is he anyways..". Levi stacked his now done papers and sat down. He stretched his arms and groaned at the growing headache taking over his head.
He heard a knock from the door and walked over to see who it could be.
"LEVI HEICHOU!!". Eren jumped on the small captain and squeezed him tight as if he hasn't seen him in years.
"Goodness where were you?! I was left alone with the group back there and GOD HOW THEY WERE ANNOYING! Connies jokes were a pain in the ass and weren't even funny! And I was looking for you over and over but you were no where to be seen!"
"Eren-"
"IT WAS SUCH A BORING DAY WITHOUT YOU! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE FROM BORDOM!! UGGGGHHHHHH!"
"EREN!"
"Huh?"
"Gosh, you talked alot... well I see that your day was absolutely awful with connies jokes and me not being there. I'm very sorry about that too, but now we are together and there is no worry". Levi walked to his seat and sat down. He became comfortable quite quickly.
"You talk alot, heichou", eren joked as he walked over and sat on levis desk.
"Tch, whatever bra- HEY! DON'T SIT ON MY DESK! YOU BRAT!", Levi yelled. He swatted at eren. Eren just laughed.
"Pfftt hahaha! Why can't I? Do i have germs on my butt too?", eren laughed as he playfully checked his butt.
"Yes you do. And now they are all over my desk, god damnit. Your lucky I love you brat." Levi said as he wiped off imaginary germs on his desk.
"Love you too"
MY GOODNESS HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE MY LAST ONE SHO- 4 MONTHS?! OH MY LORD. I am very sorry y'all, last day of school, staar testing and everything! And when school ended I had a therapist to go to and I was too depressed to do anything but play sims. So yeah, I don't know what this story was about. It wasn't even planned. But yeah, I hope y'all enjoyed this crappy one shot!😘😘💙💚💛💝🤗
