FarxanxMike Oneshots

Wedding Vows;)💍

NO ONES POV

March 17, 2017

It was a bright sunny day at the Chateau Palace. The rays of sunlight warmed up farxan yusuf's dark skin. She was standing on a rose covered hill. Behind her was her best friends and sister, hajjer samira and fartun. She was dressed in a beautiful white gown that showed no skin (Mashallah). To her left were two seating arrangements. One for niggas. One for female niggas. But what put a smile on her face, was the big headed cow shit standing in front of her. His name, was mike hermon. Three niggas were standing behind him. Emery, Kj, and someone farxan had never met.

FARXAN POV

Omg the moment is finally here!!! I can't believe this is actually happening!!

MIKE POV

I can't believe she said yes!!! I'm one lucky guy! Aw shucks she's staring at my crusty toes that u can see through my masjid slippers hehe! What did I do to deserve her?

FARXAN POV

Damn his toes look chispy, I might to suck on those when we get home👅

NO ONES POV

*Surat Al-Baqurah begins in the loud speakers*

"Ahem!! We are gathered her today, to join these two lovestruck humans in marriage!!, Sheikh Talha announced to the people in the seating arrangements. "Let's skip the extra words because I have a dick appointment at the communal park."

"Alah!! What did he just say?? I might have to go with him...", Sak whispered loudly.

After winking at Sak and getting a wink back, Sheikh Talha resumes the ceremony.
"Do you, Farxan Yusuf, take this delightful snack, Mike Hermon, to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do. In all its glory, and pain. I just need to munch on them toes."(Rawr xD), she responded.

"And do u, Mike Hermon, take this tramp, Farxan Yusuf, to be your lawfully wedded wife?", Sheikh Talha asked him.

"I-I do", Mike replied with a smile plastered on his face.

"Are you sure? You could do so much better...", Talha said while kicking his lips.

"Miss me with that gay shit my guy.", Mike replies sternly.

Talha replies with a sinple, defeated, "Ight.😔"

He then goes on to finish the event. "By the power vested in me, by the Holy Qur'an, and the one true god Allah, I now prenounce you, nigga and wifeu!!!!! U may now see the brides ankles, but no other part of her body!!! Save the naughty stuff for later tonight..."(Muslim pun idk if u guys will get it).

Farxan lifted her gown slightly just so he could see her foot. She blushes a little but you can't see it because she's too dark.

"Damn girl, those are some nice curvy ankles.", Mike says seductively. Farxan started blushing uncontrollably.

"Thanks I wash them everyday...", she replies acting like she didn't care," The entire Yusuf family has ankles for daysss."

The whole crowd start screaming congratulations to the newly weds. After all the wedding festivities were over, Mike and farxan drove off in a lavender colored G Wagon.

FARXAN POV

All these people came here to see me get married #blessed ha! I wish Bayda was here. Too bad she flew to South Korea and was murdered by a man in a Sakura Haruno costume. Tsk tsk.

MIKE POV

Wow farxan seems rly sad. Maybe she's thinking about Mcdonalds closing down. I'll get her some kleenex when we get home.

NO ONES POV

Farxan and Mike rode off into the sunset, playing a Chris Brown original  on the radio.

THE END

(This one is only 629 words but I think it's a good one even though they already brohke up. Tragick but it was bound to happen.) Gang gang I'll he back with another soon by shnegroes✌❤