"maann mo Ion' know why you wanted to go college in this alligator infested ass state." my bestfriend and or sister whined as we moved our stuff into our new apartment .
"yet yo light skinned ass applied with me, but me neither I just kno' the nigg...
I slid off of my bed onto the ground as I looked around at my half finished room. I groaned as I got up and went in my drawer for a simple outfit and went to shower .
I came out 30-45 minutes later with my towel around my body, I went to my vanity and did some simple makeup and started putting my clothes on. by the time I came out my room so was Karlie who I was surprised to see dressed . our apartment has stairs by the way.
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"what's the move bitch?" she said as she tapped my butt as she passed me up walking to the kitchen .
"first to get food cause we ain't go grocery shopping yesterday so ion' know why you in that empty ass fridge." I snickered as she shot me the bird while STILL looking for food .
"man bring yo' lala loopsy head ass on, ain't no damn food . looking like nicki minaj with this pink hair." I joked.
she smacked her teeth and snatched her keys walking out the kitchen cussing me out . mad ass . I picked my keys up and followed her out the door, locking it behind me.
Pulling up at IHOP 💋
"mannn imma slap tf outta these lah hoes if they keep starin' at us crazy." Karlie said as her leg shook .
"don't even trip on them hoes. dirt asses got bout 5 car seats, 3 strollers with 2 babies in each of em' look like they stank anyways ." I said looking at the three women with a stank face, the ugliest looked at me and I mouthed 'boo' and rolled my neck . she scrunched her face up and looked away, I kept looking trynna' see if the babies were just as ugly as her.
"you worse than me mo." Karlie laughed at me.
we waited about 10 more minutes till our waiter came and took us to our table which happened to be across from the females from earlier, just great .
"what would you lovely ladies like to drink?" he asked .
" both sweet teas with lemon." Karlie answered. he looked at me for confirmation and I nodded my head agreeing. he was cute but he was lightskin, not my type .
he did the regular waiter shit and stuff, we ordered, he brought it back . whatever .
"mannn the gorillas babies look familiar mo" Karlie said looking over at them occasionally .
I looked over and they actually did look familiar but I just couldn't think of where I seen them. I was actually surprised that the babies were adorable actually despite the mommas, well one BM was cute or whateva' . they daddy got to be fine as hell .
