Dalisms II

Why Women Can't Have Ice Cream

We were having dinner with our Chinese friends when one of our friends, Hedy, explained that cold desserts and beverages are not suitable for women.

Dale: So you mean women are not allowed to eat ice cream?

Hedy: Well that's what Chinese tradition says. Even my doctor said ice cream is only for men.

Dale: Why is that?

Hedy: In China, they said because women are different from men, certain foods are...

Dale: *gasped* Wait! Men and women are different?

Hedy: I mean...

Dale: I knew it!