Hogwarts Songs :)

House Song

House Song Lyrics:

I'm a Ravenclaw;

I like to read books.

When I cast spells, 

They're off the frickin' hook.

I'm a Gryffindor;

I'll fly with my friends.

We'll never back down,

And fight to the end.

I'm a Slytherin;

I am very rich.

I'll go on a date, 

With whoever gets the snitch.

I'm a Hufflepuff;

Just stayin' relaxed.

Gimme drinks and friends,

No feuds we got tact.

[Speaking]

(Slytherin): Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?

(Hufflepuff): Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here.

Have a good time.

A good time.

I'm a Ravenclaw;

I got wit beyond measure.

I can catch a snitch, 

Like it's caught up in a tether.

I'm a Slytherin;

The house of the snake.

Come get in my way,

And get tossed in the lake.

I'm a Gryffindor; 

And we own the sky.

Yeah, we always win, 

With our rally cry.

I'm a Slytherin;

The top of my class.

If you disagree,

I'll kick your Muggle @ss.

[Speaking]

(Alex): Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?

(Alan): Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!

Let's beat him up.

Let's beat him up.

I'm a Slytherin; 

A big fan of Snape.

If it's a MoM album, 

We have to say Snape.

I'm a Hufflepuff;

We're true to the end.

United we stand, 

So I'll stand with my friends.

I'm a Gryffindor; 

As brave as they come.

And my namesake sword,

Will get the job done.

I'm a Ravenclaw;

My brain is super fast.

Like Sheldon Cooper,

But not a total @ss.

[Speaking]

(Luke): So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?

(Aaron): He's from the show The Big Bang Theory.

You're out of the band.

He's no Spock.

I don't want to go.