Stand by me....please

Four

After my lovely shower I felt oddly happy I never jacked off before. I wrapped a towel around my waist and open the bathroom door.

Sasuke was there.

Jacking off.

I called out to him but he didn't respond. The 3rd time I said his name he froze and looked up at me then slowly pulled his underwear and pants up, leaned against the wall and said.

"Sup baby." I was shook

"Uhh yeah hi." I walked past him and I swear I saw him drooling. I chuckled lightly.

"Imma take a shower."

"Yeah you do that."

OoooooooO

A few hours later Sasuke and I decided to go out for dinner and talk more about him moving in. Yes we are pretending like none of that stuff early ever happened.

"You guys only have two bedrooms would I sleep on the couch or..."

"You could sleep with me if you want to I'm not aloud in jiraya's." I've been in his room before it's..well pervy.

"I mean if your okay with that."

"Yeah it's fi-"

"Sasuke Naruto how are you guys." My friend Sakura walk up top us and sat down at our table.

"Good how is your vegetarian thing going?" I said sipping on my straw.

"It's veterinarian and it's going great where going to Africa to help some of the animals in need there."

"Oh I thought it was some kind of diet." I chomped on my French fries.

"How about you Sasuke what's up?"

"Hn."

"Hmm very interesting well I gotta go." Sakura excused herself and left.

"Wanna head home it's almost 9."

"What you got a bed time now?"

"No we have school and unlike you I have a perfect attendances that shall not be jeopardized."

"I have no idea what you said but whatever." We head back home. I fumbled with my keys. I have like 20 and I only know what 5 of em go to. I finally found it, opened the door and took our shoes off.

"Imma go to bed." Sasuke said walking towards the bedroom. I settled down on the couch and turned on the tv. I dozed off while watching paw patrol. ( I don't care what y'all say paw patrol is the shit)

OooooooooO

Sasuke pov

I got dressed brushed my teeth and hair and went downstairs. Naruto was knocked out on the couch. I went to the kitchen and grabbed some whip cream. I put a lot on his hand and and grabbed a feather. I slowly but the feather on his nose and moved it side to side. Naruto squirmed a little and put his hand to his nose and got a face full of whip cream. He woke up confused licked his lips. He slowly looked up and the face he made. IM. DEAD. He was so shooked.

"Haha your gonna ha be late ha to school hurry ha up I'm not gonna wait!" I walked towards the door while Naruto got up. He went to the kitchen and grabbed and something. He then walked over to me and squeezed a tomato over my head.

"What the fuck Naruto!!"

"Bet you don't like tomatoes now!!" He laughed

After that we had a bit of a food fight. There was a lot to clean up. We were now late for school and we ran towards our first class which was math.

"Sasuke Naruto why are you late?" Kakashi Sensai asked.

"A better question is why you got that stank booty mask on I know your breath is hot."

"A even better question is why you hair looks like a duck butt?"

"Kakashi don't get me started on your hair it's completely grey and your only 26."

"Hey I dyed it cause it looks cool!!"

"You need to get your money back and buy some tic tacs."

"You need to got to the principal office."

"Man Sasuke we not even in class and your already getting sent out."

"Whatever nobody likes math anyways."