What The Hell's A Yari-Bu?! {Yarichin Bitch Bu Fanfiction}

Chapter 1

"Hello everyone! My name is Mujitsu Aoi! I'll be in your care from now on, so I hope I get to know you well!" I bowed as everyone in the class watched me introduce myself.

Today, I decided to wear my favoruite jacket over the uniform, but the teachers didn't seem to mind. My shoulder length blue hair was also tied into a ponytail.

"Go sit in that empty seat behind Toono over there. He's also a transfer student." The teacher said, pointing at the empty seat behind a brown haired boy.

I walked over and sat behind the boy, tapping his back. The brunette turned around and shook my hand. "My name's Toono Takashi."

"Well, I already introduced myself, but you can call me Mucchan, since I think it's cuter." I smiled, as he nodded.

When the bell rang, a boy with auburn hair and a small ponytail on the side of his head came over to Toono. "Oh, hello Mujitsu-san, my name's Yaguchi Kyousuke, but I just go by Yacchan."

"Oh, then you can just call me Mucchan." I said to him.

"Mucchan, do you need any help deciding on a club?" Yacchan asked. "Every first year needs to pick a club. You could join soccer with me!"

"Ah, thank you for the offer Yacchan, but I'm not very good at sports. I'd probably trip over the soccer ball." I laughed.

"It's okay. Well, I hope you find a club. I have soccer practice, so I have to go. Bye!" Yacchan waved goodbye to Toono and I.

"I guess I'll leave to my club too. Ask one of the teachers if you need any help finding a club, okay?" Toono said and I thanked him as he walked out of the classroom door.

I asked one of the teachers in the faculty room, and it turns out there are only three cultural clubs; The brass band club, the orchestra club and the photography club. Since the only instrument I've ever tried playing is a kazoo, I guess I'm going to have to stick with photography.

I actually have a small Twitter blog where I post pictures. I usually take them when I see sunsets or when I'm out bike riding with my dad, which is something we did when he wasn't working. I'm sure I could get a ton of good pictures by bike riding around, since we're in the mountains.

I arrived at the door for the photography club and took a deep breath. I opened the sliding door to find something completely unexpected;

There was a group of roughly four boys surrounding another boy who was waving around some sort of adult toy. In the back corner of the room was a disgusted Toono and another guy patting his back. They all turned to look at me when they heard the door.

"Um, is this the photography club...?" I asked, blinking a couple times to process what I just witnessed.

"Yes, this is the photography club!" A blonde haired boy slightly smaller than me spoke up.

All five of them grabbed some sort of adult toy and got into this ridiculous formation. "Welcome to the Yarichin Bitch Bu!"

"M-Mucchan?!" Toono spoke up.

"You know him Toono?" The blonde asked.

"Uh, y-yeah, He transferred into my class today. Why did you pick this club out of all the other clubs?" He questioned me.

"Well, I can't play sports or instruments, so this was my only option. I thought it was an actually photography club though, and not... whatever this is." I explained, gesturing my hand to the five boys.

"Well, I guess since you're a member, we should introduce ourselves! I'm Akemi, 3rd year and leader of Yari-Bu." Akemi smiled.

"This is my adorable boyfriend, Itome-kun, who's also a 3rd year!" He gestured to the tall and silent boy with cream coloured hair that was behind him.

"I'm Shikatani, 3rd year, and I hate dirty things, so even if it's soft, it's impossible." The boy with the purple hair and glasses introduced himself. 'I don't think I needed to know that.'

"I'm Tamura, 2nd year, so you can call me Tamu-senpai." The blue haired one said with a cocky tone.

"This is Yuri, he's the Vice President of Yari-Bu." Akemi gestured to the pink haired boy with black sunglasses. He made an inappropriate gesture with his fingers and stuck out his tongue, making me back up a little bit.

"I'm Kashima Yuu. I joined the club with Toono." The tall, black haired one told me, shaking my hand.

"I'm Mujitsu Aoi, but you can just call me Mucchan. I think it's cuter." I smiled at them.

"I guess I'll explain what exactly we do here at Yari-Bu. It's really quite simple," Tamura spoke up. "Sex!"

'S-Sex?! But I'm a virgin!' I simply blinked and looked at the blue haired boy. 'Well, I can't exactly back out now. I already signed up, and I can't switch clubs until next year.

"Well, I-I dont think I'd have the confidence to do... something like that..." I shifted uncomfortably.

"Then you're a Neko! Shikatani is a Neko too, so you can ask him about anything. Tamura and Yuri are bisexual, so they play both roles. If you want, you could ask them questions too!" Akemi explained.

I glanced at Toono and could see that he felt really bad for me, since now I was stuck in Yari-Bu.

"Hey, uh, you guys don't get in trouble for this?" I asked.

"Nope! Teachers are regular clients here at Yari-Bu." Akemi informed me, making me slightly concerned. 'W-Wait, what if a teacher wanted to do it with me?!'

"Oh, and you have to have sex at least once by the end of the month, or you will be forced into an orgy." Akemi added.

'Well, I'm dead.'