Napalm woke from his Well deserved sleep.
Napalm:"Fucking hell its cold as ice in this room."
Napalm looked around and saw IQ on her bed fast asleep.Napalm noticed that her leg was sticking out to the side of the bed.
Napalm:"Fuck I'm actually gonna do this."
Napalm slowly walked up to IQ and began to slowly move her leg back into place.
Napalm:"This is like trying to get a snack at 3AM holy shit."
Napalm successfully put her leg into place and covered it with a blanket.
Napalm:"I should take a shower."
Napalm went to his duffel bag and pulled out Sweatpants and a grey t-shirt and made his way to the bathroom.
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Blackout and Barricade where fucking around on reddit since 5am.Blackout and Barricade are early birds and like to wake up before everyone.Barricade was typing a response to a r/roastme before Blackout and an idea.
Blackout:"Hey mike want to go to the cafeteria to see if anyone is up?"
Barricade:"Yeah I'm tired of talking to his 12 year old fuck."
Blackout and Barricade make their way to the cafeteria.Along the way they run into a familiar face,it was Napalm.
Barricade and Blackout:"Hello"
Napalm:"Hallo you guys enjoying it so far?"
Barricade:"It's better than what we had before."
Blackout:"Yeah our CO was a cuntbag back at base."
Napalm:"I love this place already I'm sharing a room with a thicc Ass German girl."
Blackout:"Does she have a rack?"
Napalm:"What?"
Barricade:"It's means if she has big tits."
Napalm:"I don't know but she probably does."
The trio start to walk together to cafeteria.Upon entering Napalm notices 3 German men and they immediately notice him.
Blitz:"Holy fuck is that Nicholas?!"
Bandit:"You know him?"
Blitz:"We used to play CSGO together he was a global elite he's absolutely god like at the game."
Suddenly A voice came from behind blitz.
Napalm:"You went from CSGO to Hereford?"
Blitz:"Its been a long time my friend."
Napalm:"Indeed"
Both men share a manly hug and a laugh.
Blitz:"I would like to introduce you to the no ACOG group or the duo of bandit and Jäger."
Jäger:"Hello"
Bandit:"Don't touch my batteries."
Napalm:"Names Nicholas or Napalm on the field."
Bandit:"Telling by your name you work with fire?"
Napalm:"Correct,I use a incendiary grenade that can be rolled 10 meters or explode on impact."
Jäger:"Interesting But Where is IQ?"
Napalm:"She's in her dorm sleeping i have to share dorms with her."
Bandit:"Did you hit second base already?"
Jäger and Blitz start to die of laughter while Napalm was blushing uncontrollably.
Napalm:"U-um no."
Bandit:"I'm just playing with you you'll date her one day she has a thing for Belgian men."
Napalm:"My chances have been increased."
Napalm:"But Anyway what are your gadgets."
Bandit:"I have electric batteries that will make reinforced walls or barbed wire surrounded by a electric current."
Jäger:"I have a trophy like system that will destroy grenades when they get close to it."
Blitz:"I have a shield with lights on it that can flash whoever I'm looking at."
Napalm:"Quick question what is IQ's?"
IQ:"I can detect anything that uses batteries."
The sound of her voice behind him startled him a bit.
Napalm:"Good morning."
IQ:"Morning Nick,I see you've met the rest of the silly Germans."
Napalm:"They are a handful."
IQ:"Anyway want to get breakfast with me?"
Napalm:"Sure why the hell not?"
Blitz tapped on his shoulder and gave Nicholas heart symbol.Nicholas gave Blitz the finger before walking off with IQ.With Barricade And Blackout they were having a chat with the American operators about Johnny cash and Elvis Presley.
Barricade:"I'm telling you Jordan Gods gonna cut you down is Johnny's best song ever."
Thermite:"What about When the man comes around?"
Barricade:"It's a good song but God's gonna cut you down is the best in my opinion."
Thermite:"I think you and me are gonna be good friends."
Castle:"Explain to me how your barricade's are better than mine?"
Barricade:"They can take explosives and are bullet proof the only way to break them is to have a extreme amount of heat followed by an explosion."
Thermite:"I think me and Hibana can deal with that."
Blackout:"Who's Hibana?"
Ash:"His girlfriend and she does the same thing as him but she can do it from a distance."
Barricade:"I can't wait to see you guys in action."
The Veteran SAS operator or Thatcher stepped into cafeteria.
Thatcher:"I swear they better not have the shitty biscuits."
Thatcher lost all focus when he saw Napalm,Blackout,and Barricade.
Thatcher:"New recruits hmm I was told one of them has an EMP like mine."
Thatcher went up to Napalm who was having a chat with IQ about War stories.
Napalm:"So this guy in my platoon thought it was a good idea to put viagra in my CO's coffee when the CO found out it was him oh god I remember the screams."
IQ started to laugh while Napalm looked up at thatcher.
Napalm:"Hello And Who are you?"
Thatcher:"Mike baker or thatcher I use EMP's who are you?"
Napalm:"Nicholas Maes or Napalm I use a incendiary grenades that can be rolled ten meters or explode on impact."
Thatcher:"Damn it do you know who Yes EMP's like me
Napalm:"Oh blackout?He's over there with the Americans and his best buddy is Barricade."
Thatcher:"Thanks mate."
Napalm goes back to telling IQ his story while Thatcher starts to walk over to the Americans.
Blackout:"Hello there and you are?"
Thatcher:"Mike baker or thatcher I use EMP's."
Blackout:"I use EMP's as well it's just that theatre permanent."
Thatcher:"I would like to Here your background."
Blackout tells thatcher and the Americans his background and his he met Barricade.
Blackout:"So yeah that is how I got the nickname blackout."
Castle:"I can counter that you can turn everything off but you guys wouldn't be able to see me."
Everyone starts to laugh hysterically while the Germans look at them confused.
Napalm:"I wonder what they were talking about."
IQ:"Same here."
IQ and Napalm throw whatever what was on their trey and exit the cafeteria.
IQ:"Hey Nick can I ask you something?"
Napalm:"Lay it on me."
IQ:"I was wondering if you wanted to train with me this afternoon?"
Time stopped for Napalm as he thought it out.
Napalm:"Umm sure at what time?"
IQ:"4:00PM."
Napalm:"Sounds like a deal."
Napalm expected a handshake but was instead greeted by a heartwarming hug from IQ.
IQ:"I'll see you later."
IQ walked away happily while Napalm stood in place sweating and blushing.
Napalm:"Man I love that woman."
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AçãoWhoever thought that a MARSOC marine with 56 confirmed kills can be the most friendliest person on earth?