NOTE: AIGHT so i wrote this last year during an all nighter & it was meant to be satirical BUT it ended up just being terrible 😁 so like... you can read if u want to but you might lose some braincells during ur stay
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imagine u and hopper are the last ones left in a bar, ur the bartender (wearing a cute slutty outfit) and he is just sitting at the bar, you lock the front door and close the blinds. you give him a saucalicious smirk and he returns ur expression with a soft smile like a gentleman,
u see he has finished his drink so u go and fetch his empty glass, as u do this u lean over the counter adjacent to him with ur blouse slightly unbuttoned,
he looks at ur eyes, not ur boobs because he is nice like that,
you ask him seductively like the slut you are 'so.. have you been feeling a little... lonely these days?' suggesting u two should screw a bit.
he replies 'sorry lass, i dont pay for those kinds of things..'
u reply 'well first, i wouldnt expect u to have to pay, as youre pretty handsome, and second, i am not a whore'
he is still looking you in the eyes as he chuckles softly 'if thats the case.. maybe you should be paying for me'
you hum in amusement, ur cleavage still on show 'wouldnt it be easier if neither of us pay?'
his eyes flicker from ur eyes to your lips. 'and what arent we paying for again?'
you bite your lower lip 'i think you know baby..'
you begin to unbutton your blouse as you walk around the counter to him, u leave ur unbuttoned shirt on and you stand reaaal close to him and whisper 'come on.. bring it to me'
his hand goes into your shirt and he has a soft grip on your waist, his hands are warm, he stands and puts his other hand on your waist also.
you place your hands on his and guide him to remove your blouse fully,
you then place your hand on his crotch unexpectedly and start massaging his meaty ass dick through his trousers, he groans at ur touch, he guides you to the counter where he pushes your back against it slightly. he grips you and pulls you up to sit on the counter, then he pecks your collar bone and his lips ghost over your skin and he begins to kiss your neck as he embraces your body like the fuckin bear that he is, one of his hands begins to feel down your sides to carress your ass buns,
he continues to suck on your neck and you moan slightly, urging him to have a tighter grip on you, one of your hands rests on the counter while the other runs through his hair and grasps at it as he teases you. his slight daddy beard tickles you in just the right way.
his mouth moves from your neck to your lips, he smooches u a bit and u straight up lick him on the lips because youre a dirty bitch. you then lean in and lick his neck because ur like 80s harley quinn or something.
u hop off the counter and grab him by the collar (u can imagine a dog collar or a normal shirt collar lmaooo), pulling him towards the nearby sofa, then u push him onto it to sit down.
he lets u be a lil rough because he's a beefy bear that can handle you. you run ur hands up your own body in a teasing manner as you stand in front of him because you're his little slut. u begin to go and sit on his lap. you place ur knees either side of his body. ur prop urself down on his lap where you encounter his hard, thick cock under his clothing. you then start to roll your hips, your skirt has risen up completely by now, his dick throbs as your clothed pussy rubs and grinds on him. you lean foward and grip onto his shoulders, his perfect daddy hands are firmly holding onto your hips,
the only sound audible in the room are his gentle grunts, as you mildly pleasure eachother.
he then semi picks u up and lays you down on the sofa and crawls on top of you,
you and chiefy beefys lips are almost touching, you feel his hot breath on your lips, you look into his eyes before he briskly pecks your neck and stands up to undo his belt and take his trousers off.
you assist him in taking off his shirt, after you are both in your underwears, he immediatley begins to kiss your lips and guide you back onto laying on the sofa. he hovers over you once again and is rested in between your legs, isnt it nice to have such a cuddley warm weight on you?
he places kisses on your chest and the top of your boobicles as he slips his hand under your bra and and strokes your breasticles. his hand trails down your stomach and on top of ur panties. he nuzzles his face back into the crook of your neck and tenderly nibbles (he dont literally eat u he aint a cannibal but u kno) he carries on doing lovey saucy shit to your neck with his teeth.
the tips of his fingers rest on your panty covered clit and he starts to rub delicately and continuously.
u moan into his ear and he adds pressure into ur clit and the blood begins to rush to it.
he whispers enticingly 'is that how you like it? you want more of that sweetheart?'
you bite your lip as you moan an 'uh huh' in agreement.
the friction from your panties to your clit feels delightful as his rubbing enters a faster pace,
whilst hopperoo is continuing with his finger rubbin olympics, his kisses begin trailing down your breasts, down your belly to your pussy.
he takes his hand away for a brief moment to pull your panties down, then he instantly moves his mouth to your pussy with hunger, his tongue steadily licks up your pussy to your clit, and boy did he take his time with that one fucking lick.
his beard tickled ur sensitive labia, sparking a strange arousal. he began gently pushing two of his fingers into your pussy, making sure that you were comfortable,
as he does this, his mouth is still fixed on ur clit, he is running his tongue up and down your pussys pearl, making u squirm as he leisurely pumped his now-moist fingers smoothly in and out of your pussy.
he was now fingering you AND semi eating you out. your hands gripped his hair and pushed him deeper into your pussy making your breathing uneven and your moans a little louder.
he kisses your clit softly before moaning into it. the vibration got u SHOOK which makes u buck ur hips right into that gorgeous bear face of his. fuckin sexy beast. the end
