Ben: okay, is there anyone here who actually ISNT gay??
Dove: *slowly raises her hand*
Sofia: *pushes her hand back down*
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Mal: hey, Doug, do you know where the library's at?
Doug: you should never end a sentence with a preposition
Mal: sorry, my bad.
Mal: do you know where the library's at, asshole?
Doug:Why are you even going to the library?
Dove: To fuck sofia
Doug:What?
Dove:Huh? BYE!
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Kenny: explain to me how you two got into an accident
Sofia: well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Evie didn't notice it so I said "Dove, deer!"
Kenny: and??
Sofia: tell her what you answered.
Dove: ...
Dove: [sighs] "Yes, honey?"
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Sofia: *trying to argue*
Sofia: You look like trash! *lies*
Dove: well then you should take me out *smirks*
Sofia:Y-Y-YOU!
Dove:hehehhe
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Dove: wow, Sofia is so hot.. like super
Cameron: what?
Dove: *panics* I-I-I M-MEAN BEN IS SO H-HOT
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Sofia:where's Dove?
Cameron: i don't know but I know how to get her to us
Booboo:how?
Audrey: *uses megaphone* EVIE IS NOT HOT
Dove: *appears out of nowhere* SOFIA IS THE HOTTEST PERSON I HAVE SEEN IN THIS PLANET WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND SHE'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL- *notices sofia heard all of that* *RUNS*
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Thomas: I need you to stop sending me these mixed messages
Dove: "Go away" and "I don't like you" aren't mixed messages. im breaking up with you cause im in love with Sofia
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Sofia to Dove: Listen, I'm gonna give you a kiss and if you don't like it, you can return it. easy!,
Dove: you're just asking me to kiss you again,
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Sofia: Dove, can you hold this please?
Dove: sure*holds Sofia's hand*
Sofia: *blushes* *a few minutes of walking*
Sofia:*sweats*
Dove: YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS HEAVY ASS BASKET AND DIDN'T ASK FOR MY HELP!?
Sofia: I did but then you held my free hand and I didn't wanna ruin the moment
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Booboo and cameron: *throws open the door* So you two are having sex!!!
Dove and Evie: *sitting on the bed, reading books*
Sofia: We are? Dove, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my book!
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WOAH DOUBLE UPLOAD U GUYS ARE AMAZING
part 5? ;)
