WTF One Direction up close in personal. A One Direction FanFic

What now? WTF Up Close and Personal

At home later that day, the boys tried on their outfits for the concert. They all liked theirs. Zayn died the highlights and bought more hair gel. Now Zayn was lyng on the couch getting rest for the show.

 Niall was eating up for the show. He was eating all he could find, everything. Harry was doing sit ups. I know I laughed while writing this too! Liam was sitting on the floor waching tv lke a 5 year old. Daddy Direction my butt. Louis was siting on Zayn and Paul was yelling at them to get ready.

On the way to the concert Niall spilt yogurt on his new shirt for the performance. Crap what was he supose to do now? That was all he had.  

"OWWW! You're in trouble!!!!!" said Zayn in a little kid voice.

"God! Can I do anything right?1" asked Niall to the world Why wasn't he perfect and beautiful like Liam or Harry Zayn Louis? WHY WHY???! I love Niall (but just as a friend) 'Wink' I love Niall he is amazing. He has such pretty blue eyes. HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Niall was busy panicing while the boys attemped to figure out what to do about the stain. One Direction would not be one direction without someone eating the food.

"I know baking soda! It's can get anything out!" Said Liam

"But then we'll have to wash it and we only have 20 minutes!" Niall cried

"Well what if we just put it in that spot then let it fade?" said Zayn the fashionesta. LOLZ

"Okay." SO the boys headed off to the kitchen to find some baking soda. They searched high and low until Niall stumbled upon a shelf. And on that shelf was a box of RICE! I bet you thought I was going to say baking soda right? Well you were so wrong. But next to the rice was baking soda.

"Yes!" Niall poured some into his hand and got it wet he began rubbing as hard as he could.

"Now the key is to dab not rub." said Zayn

"So now you tell me?!" he said looking down he just made a bigger mess.

"Now we just have to clean more up!" Said Harry with a smirk

"If we don't fix this then we can't perform you idiot!" cried Louis

"I have an Idea!" said Harry

"NO!!!" they all cried at the same time.

"No it's a good one. If the shirt is white and the yogurt is blue why don't we rub more yogurt so the whole shirt is blue?"

"That is kinda a good idea." admitted Liam

So they got more blueberry yogurt and dumped in on the shirt. All 5 got their handwet and filled them with baking soda and rubbed. 10 Minutes went by and still it was half white half blue. They flipped it over and rubbed harder.

Soon it was almost completely blue. HAHA it worked. It actually looked pretty cool. Now he was wearing red skinny jeans a white jacket and a blue botten up the smells like blueberry.

"There, now everthing is perfect." said Liam

"No it's not," said Louis pulling on the door.

"Why not?"

"We're locked in!"

All boys rushed pver to the door. The pushed and pulled then gave up. The began banging as hard as they could on the door.

"Were gonna starve to death!" wailed Harry

"Harry were in a kitchen."

"Yes but Niall's with us!"

Then all the boys except Niall began to pound and scream louder. Then went on in 5 minutes and they had makeup and lighting.

"You guys we are One Direction! Paul will come looking for us and we will be out of here in no time at all." Said Zayn

"But then we'll get in trouble!" Niall

"You act like he can ground us." said Louis

"He can!" said Niall

The boys banged, yelled, wailed yelped pounded and kicked nothing.

"What now???" cried all boys at the same time. They were about to give up hope when Paul opened the door he looked furious.

"Where have you guy been? And why is your shirt blue? And why does it smell like baking soda and blueberry yougurt?"

"You ask alot of question and It's a long story. Lets go get ready!" they all pured out of the room and ran down the hall to their dressing room. Paul was still in the room the door closed it was dark.

When the boys got to the room the makeup people made them look pretty. When they got on stage the room fillled with voices of screaming fans. The boys wasted no time. They made a quick speech ending with we love you all, and began to sing. They started with Up All Night then did What Makes You Beautiful. Then Only You, and didMore Than This and then Tell me A LIe, Stole My Heart and finally ended with Only Girl In The World.

The boys had a tone of fun and couldn't wait for the next concert. The signed auto graphs for a while then rested in their dressing room. When It was 11 they hoped back on the bus and hit the road. But the couldn't help but feel like they forgot something. Paul!