Patton Breaks The Fourth Wall...

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Roman's P.O.V
I Woke Up And Looked Over...
Virgil Is Sleeping Peacefully...
I Mean Since Nobody's Looking Or Is Awake I Gave Virgil A Kiss On The Head.
"I Saw That..."Patton Whispered.
I Glared.
"Don't Tell Anyone Especially Virgil..."I Whispered.
I Got Out Of The Bed And Poofed Into My Normal Clothes.
Virgil Whined.
"Virgil...Wake Up..."I Shaked Him Gently...
Virgil Got Up...
"Wow.. You're A Hot Mess!"I Said Shockedly.
My Eyes Widened.
"What? You Think I'm Hot? But A Mess?"Virgil Smirked.
"Oh Damn You!"I Growled.
Virgil Chuckled.
He Got Out Of Bed And Poofed Into His Clothes.
"Brush Me Now!"Virgil Demanded.
"Be Nicer..."I Said.
"Please Brush Me?"Virgil Asked Politely...
I Got A Brush And Brushed His Ears And Tail And His Hair..
"By The Way How'd You Get Me To Sleep Last Night?"Virgil Asked.
"We Locked Roman In You're Room And On The Internet It Said Somebody Had To Sleep With You And You Whined 'Cuddle Me!' Which Roman Did Do Just Because Neko's Need To Be Cuddled!"Logan Explained While Smirking.
I Blushed But Virgil Blushed Redder.

Patton's P.O.V
I Sneaked To My Room So I Can Talk To You Guys Reading This!
I Closed The Door.
"Okay So People Who's Reading This! I'm Patton! As You Probably Know..."I Said.
"I Think You Guys Would've Probably Guessed Since This Is A Prinxiety Book They Will Get Together Later Right? So Roman Will-"I Started.
"PATTON'S BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!"Virgil Knocked My Door Down.
"NO SPOILING THIS BOOK PATTON!"Virgil Shouted.
"Sorry Guys Can't Tell Ya!"I Laughed.
"NO! STOP!"Virgil Yelled.
I Giggled.
"Calm Down Virge!"I Smiled.
"Only If You Don't Tell Them What Happens!"Virgil Growled.
"Fine!"I Laughed.
We All Went Downstairs.
I Made A Virgil Neko Pancake Shape And Decorated It In Pancake Syrup...All The Details And Gave It To Roman I Gave Virgil A Neko Roman Adding The Details...
I Have Logan A Neko Me And Adding The Details I Gave Myself Logan With The Details!
I Smiled And Saw The Guys Blush.
"Shouldn't We Have Ourselves?"Logan Asked.
"Well I'm Giving The People What They Want! Their Ships! By Devouring It!"I Smiled.
"That Went Pretty Dark..."Virgil Said.
Logan And Roman Nodded In Agreement.
"Wait So People Ship Me And Roman Together?"Virgil Bursted Out Laughing.
"That's A Dumb Ship!"Roman Laughed.
"People Ship Me And You?"Logan Looked Concerned.
"Not The Watercraft...The One When You Think Two People Are Cute!"I Smiled.
"We Do Seem Like A Cute Couple..."Logan Blushed.
I Blushed Really Red.
"You're Saying You Love Me That Way!"I Squealed.
"W-W-What? N-No!"Logan's Eyes Widened.
"Oh Logan Does Like You...He Talks About You To Me Like All The Time!"Roman Admitted.
I Squealed So Much.
"Oh Patton Talks About Logan All The Time...Like 'He Is So Smart! I Love Him! Virgil I Love Him! But I Don't Think He'd Like Me Back But It's Worth It For A Shot!'"Virgil Acted Like Me.
I Blushed.
Logan Smirked.
"Uhhh What About You And You're Crush? You're Always Like 'I Love Him So Much...It Might Seem That-"I Started.
"NO PATTON!YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!"Virgil Yelled.
I Giggled.
"So You Like Me Patton?"Logan Asked.
"GAhahHshxndhkdbdiauagdkgwnzubdjdhdmxhdkzbdisnd!"I Squealed Of Embarrassment.
"Take That As A Yes..."Virgil Looked At Me Wierdly.
"Wait You Like Me Too Right?"I Smirked.
"Uhhhhhhhh No?"Logan Said.
"Take THAT As A Yes..."Roman Winked.
I Hugged Logan.
"I Thought He'd Kiss Him..."Virgil Looked Disappointed.
"Too Bad They Never-"Roman Started.
I Kissed Logan.
"YOU SPOKE TOO SOON!!!"Virgil Laughed.
Logan Was Completely Frozen.
"Earth To Logan?"I Said.
"Falsehood?"
"Hello?"
"Logan?"
"Answer Me..."
Logan Smiled And Squealed.
"Wait A Minute...You Know How Somebody Needs To Sleep With The Neko Every Night? Do I Have To Do It?"Roman Asked.
"We'll Try Patton And I...For At Least A Second...If Virgil Isn't Comfortable With Us Then You'd Have To..."Logan Said.

Roman's P.O.V
Great...Now I Have To Sleep With My Crush!
"I Mean I'd Rather Sleep With Logan..."Patton Shrugged.
"Wait Are You Dating Now?"I Asked.
Patton And Logan Looked At Each Other And Smiled.
"Yes!"They Both Said.
After Eating Virgil And I Went To Watch A Movie...While Logan And Patton Make Cookies.
"So What Movie Virge?"I Asked.
"Hmm...I Don't Mind Anything..."He Purred.
"How About...Uh...Beauty And The Beast?"I Asked.
"Ooh! Yes! I Love That Movie!"Virgil Smiled.
Virgil Gotted All Snuggled Up.
I Searched Up On My Phone How Neko's Handle Movies...

Internet:They Get Snuggled In By Themselves Then The Person Closest Has To Pet The Neko Every 5 Minutes Or They Get Fiesty And Turn Into A Cat...

I Looked Weirdly At It...
I Petted Virgil Right Now...
"Hey Guys! Are You Also Gonna Make Dinner?!?!"I Called Asking.
"Of Course! What'd You Want?"Patton Asked.
"Well Maybe Some Pizza? Extra Cheesy! Me And Virgil Can Share Since He Likes Extra Cheesy Pizza As Well!"I Said.
"Okay One Cheesy Pizza... You Logan?"Patton Asked.
"Hmm...I Don't Mind I'll Share With You..."Logan Said Happily.
Patton Squealed,"Best Boyfriend Evar!"
I Chuckled.
They Are Such A Cute Couple...Maybe Me And Virgil Could...Maybe...Get Together? Nah!

~Later On For Dinner!~

"How Was The Movie?"Logan Asked.
"Amazing As Always!"I Smiled.
"Great!"Virgil Purred.
"It Said I Had To Pet Virgil Every Five Minutes Or He Would've Turned Into A Cat!"I Laughed.
"Ooh... You're Starting To Care For Virgil!"Patton Smirked.
"He's A Neko! Different Stuff To Take Care Of!"I Said.
"So What's For Dessert?"Virgil Asked.
"Oh...Well You Get Two Because Neko's Have Always Loved Sugar!"Patton Smiled.
"Ice Cream And Cookies!"Logan Smiled.
"Plus You Need To Share A Bit With Your Mate..."Patton Said.
"I Don't Have A Mate!"Virgil Exclaimed.
"You And Roman Share Then!"Logan Smirked.
"At Least I Get Ice Cream And Cookies SUCKA!"I Smirked.
"Oh..."Logan Sighed.
"Well I Don't Want To Share With Virgil If It Said Mate! I Already Have One!"Patton Kissed Logan On The Cheek.
Logan Blushed But Smiled.

~After The Pizza~

Patton Was Cleaning Up...
"So You And Patton Have Nicknames For Each Other Or Something?"I Asked.
Virgil And I Still Had To Finsihed Our Dessert...
"No!"Logan Said.
He's Lying...
"Then What Do Bees Make?"I Asked.
"Honey!"Logan Said.
"Yes Love?"Patton Asked.
"Uhhh..."Logan Sighed.
"Don't Ever Lie To Me Again!"I Said.
"Feed Me...I Can't Feed Myself Anymore...."Virgil Sighed.
"Ugh..."I Groaned.
I Gave Him A Spoonful Of Ice-cream.
I Ate The Rest.
"There... We're Done..."I Said.
I Went Over To Patton.
"You Really Love Logan Huh?"I Asked.
"Yeah..."Patton Smiled.
Patton Took The Bowl And Cleaned It.
"Logan Is The Saltiness And I'm The Sugar That Makes Him Sweet..."Patton Giggled.
"Aww That's So Sweet..."I Smiled.
"Neko's Need Comforting From Their Mate After They Are Dessert!"Logan Called.
I Went Virgil.
"How Do I Comfort Him?"I Asked.
"Oh..You Just Hug Him And..Uhh..."Logan Looked A Bit Afraid To Say This.
"And What?"I Asked.
I Was Hugging Virgil.
"Kiss Him...On The Lips..."Logan Said.
I Blushed.
I Kissed Him Once.
Virgil Blushed.
"Being A Neko Is Very Hard!"Virgil Squeaked.
"Very Awkward Right?"I Laughed.
"What Time Is It Darling?"Patton Asked.
He Finsihed Washing The Dishes.
"It's...9:35 pm..."Logan Said.
"It's Late...Now Let's Try Sleeping With Virgil..."Patton Said.
I Carried Virgil Again And Putted Him In Bed.
Logan Tried First.
I Looked At Virgil's Face...
"Uncomfortable..."I Said.
Patton Tried.
"A Little Comfortable But Not Fully..."I Sighed.
We All Poofed Into Our Pyjamas.
"Patton Look If He's Actually Comfortable..."I Said.
Patton Nodded.
I Went And Cuddled Virgil.
"Very Comfortable..."Patton Looked Shocked.
"Well Get Out And Let Us Sleep..."I Sighed.
They Poofed Out.
I Closed The Door And Locked It...
"Night Virgy..."I Smiled.
"Night Romano..."Virgil Giggled.
Well Maybe This Isn't Bad..

To Be Continued...

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