I opened my eyes, drowsily. The last I remember was being dragged into my broken computer by, something, after calling my friend. I looked around. I was locked in a dungeon with a song I know very well playing. On Misty's phone! I was so happy to see her but I couldn't resist singing along to the song.
"Swing the axe on
When you get down in the mine
You gotta dig the dirt up
You gotta dig the dirt up
You gotta dig the dirt up
What we lookin' to find
Diamonds or bust
Diamonds or bust
Diamonds or bust
See the mobs in the mine
They watching us
They watching us
They watching us
Then I see them in a line
Now mine I must
Now mine I must
Now mine I must
I'm gonna scream and shout, and mine it all out
And scream and shout, and mine it out
We saying, oh Steve oh Steve oh Steve oh
I saying, oh please no please no please no
I'm gonna scream and shout, and get my sword out
And scream and shout, and go all out
We saying, oh Steve go Steve go Steve go
You are so, so stupid if you think you can ~ take us on
Oh yeah....
Oh yeah....
Oh yeah....
Swing the axe on
Gotta go, this whole place is outta control
At the bottom you just don't know
Which way is out, where do I go - no no hey, yo
See the light, now let's hit the door
Climb it up, and then climb some more
Flint it up, and then watch it blow, blow, blow let's, go
Made it out, got it now
Now this is what I'm talking 'bout
Pack it up, and back to the house, hou-hooouse let's, go
Craft it up, and hold it up high
Here we go, them Creepers gon' die
Cause everywhere that we go we swing the axe on
When you get into the woods
You gotta chop the logs up
You gotta chop the logs up
You gotta chop the logs up
Doin' good like Robin Hood
Plant them back up
Plant them back up
Plant them back up
You see them mobs in the woods
They headin' for us
They headin' for us
They headin' for us
Everybody in the woods
Just wanna hug
Just wanna hug
Just wanna hug
I'm gonna scream and shout, and get my sword out
And scream and shout, and go all out
We saying, oh Steve oh Steve oh Steve oh
I saying, oh please no please no please no
I'm gonna scream and shout, and take them all out
And scream and shout, and wipe them out
We saying, oh Steve no Steve no Steve no
You got no, no chance against my enchanted ~ diamond sword
Oh yeah....
Oh yeah....
Oh yeah....
I re-spawn, respawn, respawn respawn
When you blow me up to the Aether
I thought my hearts would last forever
But then you struck me down, now I'm a regretter
So maybe I re-spawn, respawn, respawn respawn
And this time I'm gonna do better
I wish this sword would last forever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
I'm gonna scream and shout, and take them all out
And scream and shout, and wipe them out
We saying, oh Steve oh Steve oh Steve oh
I saying, oh too slow too slow too slow
I'm gonna scream and shout, and dance the night out
And scream and shout, and dance it out
I saying, oh let's go let's go let's go
I saying, oh let's go let's go let's go
I'm gonna scream and shout, and mine it all out
And scream and shout, and craft it out
I saying, oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
That's a nice, nice house there bro, shame it's time for ~ it to go!" I sang, terrified. Why was I singing when my friends and I were trapped in Minecraft. I heard a door open behind me. I still had my knife. I swung around and sliced something's face open. He cried in pain. I kicked him on the ground. Good thing too. It was Herobrine.
"Misty! Were in Minecraft and Herobrine dragged us here!" I screamed.
"Correct. But that's not Herobrine. I am."
I twisted around. Herobrine smiled freakily at me. I widened my eyes in terror. I stabbed him with my knife and pulled back before he could touch me. He yowled in pain.
"That is my bloody brother Steve! The one who you know!" Herobrine snarled.
I gasped. My best friend was Herobrine's brother? Fury welled up inside me, and I cut Herobrine's face open. I stabbed him in the eye. I wanted to rip that fucking smile off his fucking face! I attacked him until he punched my nose. I fell back gasping in pain. My nose was broken. I took Steve's diamond sword and threw it at Herobrine. He ducked and the sword just BARELY missed Misty's throat.
Herobrine cackled in triumph. I growled at him, and he walked off.
"Why does this happen to me?" I asked myself miserably.
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{[ON HOLD]} Adopted By Paul
FanfictionSnow and Misty's parents were murdered, and Misty already has a new home. Snow gets adopted by a Minecrafter, after waiting for months at an orphanage. Will she like her new home?