Chapter 30

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I opened my eyes, drowsily. The last I remember was being dragged into my broken computer by, something, after calling my friend. I looked around. I was locked in a dungeon with a song I know very well playing. On Misty's phone! I was so happy to see her but I couldn't resist singing along to the song.

"Swing the axe on

When you get down in the mine

You gotta dig the dirt up

You gotta dig the dirt up

You gotta dig the dirt up

What we lookin' to find

Diamonds or bust

Diamonds or bust

Diamonds or bust

See the mobs in the mine

They watching us

They watching us

They watching us

Then I see them in a line

Now mine I must

Now mine I must

Now mine I must

I'm gonna scream and shout, and mine it all out

And scream and shout, and mine it out

We saying, oh Steve oh Steve oh Steve oh

I saying, oh please no please no please no

I'm gonna scream and shout, and get my sword out

And scream and shout, and go all out

We saying, oh Steve go Steve go Steve go

You are so, so stupid if you think you can ~ take us on

Oh yeah....

Oh yeah....

Oh yeah....

Swing the axe on

Gotta go, this whole place is outta control

At the bottom you just don't know

Which way is out, where do I go - no no hey, yo

See the light, now let's hit the door

Climb it up, and then climb some more

Flint it up, and then watch it blow, blow, blow let's, go

Made it out, got it now

Now this is what I'm talking 'bout

Pack it up, and back to the house, hou-hooouse let's, go

Craft it up, and hold it up high

Here we go, them Creepers gon' die

Cause everywhere that we go we swing the axe on

When you get into the woods

You gotta chop the logs up

You gotta chop the logs up

You gotta chop the logs up

Doin' good like Robin Hood

Plant them back up

Plant them back up

Plant them back up

You see them mobs in the woods

They headin' for us

They headin' for us

They headin' for us

Everybody in the woods

Just wanna hug

Just wanna hug

Just wanna hug

I'm gonna scream and shout, and get my sword out

And scream and shout, and go all out

We saying, oh Steve oh Steve oh Steve oh

I saying, oh please no please no please no

I'm gonna scream and shout, and take them all out

And scream and shout, and wipe them out

We saying, oh Steve no Steve no Steve no

You got no, no chance against my enchanted ~ diamond sword

Oh yeah....

Oh yeah....

Oh yeah....

I re-spawn, respawn, respawn respawn

When you blow me up to the Aether

I thought my hearts would last forever

But then you struck me down, now I'm a regretter

So maybe I re-spawn, respawn, respawn respawn

And this time I'm gonna do better

I wish this sword would last forever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

I'm gonna scream and shout, and take them all out

And scream and shout, and wipe them out

We saying, oh Steve oh Steve oh Steve oh

I saying, oh too slow too slow too slow

I'm gonna scream and shout, and dance the night out

And scream and shout, and dance it out

I saying, oh let's go let's go let's go

I saying, oh let's go let's go let's go

I'm gonna scream and shout, and mine it all out

And scream and shout, and craft it out

I saying, oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh

That's a nice, nice house there bro, shame it's time for ~ it to go!" I sang, terrified. Why was I singing when my friends and I were trapped in Minecraft. I heard a door open behind me. I still had my knife. I swung around and sliced something's face open. He cried in pain. I kicked him on the ground. Good thing too. It was Herobrine.

"Misty! Were in Minecraft and Herobrine dragged us here!" I screamed.

"Correct. But that's not Herobrine. I am."

I twisted around. Herobrine smiled freakily at me. I widened my eyes in terror. I stabbed him with my knife and pulled back before he could touch me. He yowled in pain.

"That is my bloody brother Steve! The one who you know!" Herobrine snarled.

I gasped. My best friend was Herobrine's brother? Fury welled up inside me, and I cut Herobrine's face open. I stabbed him in the eye. I wanted to rip that fucking smile off his fucking face! I attacked him until he punched my nose. I fell back gasping in pain. My nose was broken. I took Steve's diamond sword and threw it at Herobrine. He ducked and the sword just BARELY missed Misty's throat.

Herobrine cackled in triumph. I growled at him, and he walked off.

"Why does this happen to me?" I asked myself miserably.

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