Maybe (Normani/you) (Discontinued)

7

So after I accidentally exposed myself I didn't text Normani back the rest of the day. She would text me but I was way to embarrassed to text back. I'm mean what kind of person exposed their self to someone when they didn't want to be exposed but still expose the unexposed. Woah! That was a lot to say.

Manzi: So......

Me: so......

Manzi: how'd washing your pool go?

Me: the what now?

Manzi: you said you had to wash your pool before you ran off and ignored me the rest of the day

Me: oh right. It was great

She actually believed that?

Manzi: come on I'm not stupid Y/n. Either you meant she kicked your soccer ball or you got a dick. Either way I don't care

Me: I-

Me: I mean

Manzi: its just Yes or no. You don't have to tell me but if you do I don't care about what your born with

Me: oh... well than yes. I was born with a penis

Me: I-

Manzi: What now?

Me: I just expected you to freak out I guess 

Manzi: nope. Not me. What's the point in judging for something you had no control of

Manzi: now can I FaceTime you? I'm tired of typing

Me: yes. Just let me get out the tub first

Manzi: your in the tub?

Me: yes I am. Don't worry tho. Half my body is hanging out the tub

Manzi: I wonder about you sometimes

A/n~ guys y'all don't know how pissed I was when I woke up. I debated on drowning my sister in the kiddie pool. Ok let me explain to y'all and please don't judge me. Actually I don't care. Do it cause y'all funny asf. Anyways yes I had a wet dream. Me and my dream girlfriend were fucking. Then my sister pops up talking bout some "of y'all gone fuck let me join". If I'm let "FUCK NO!" But my dream girlfriend says yes.

Bitch yo pussy was disgusting anyways. Like y'all don't understand. Let explain and I y'all know how disgusting it was. Y'all know how in dreams sometimes you can taste food or things? Right. So her pussy taste like when you put a penny in yo mouth. No scratch that. A metal pole that's been through many storms, pissed on bye dog, bird poop, and and sandstorm.

And y'all. Stuff got in my mouth. I don't mean cum. I mean crumbs of some sort I was ready to die. I don't ever want a wet dream again.

~Paradise