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Bucky: Do you know what it's like to be AFRAID OF YOURSELF

Clint:*flashback to the time he ate a whole parte sized bag of Dorito's*
Oh hell yes

Bruce:*flashbacks to the time he did a netflix binge*
*shivers*

Peter:*flashes back to the time he got an A-*
*cries*

Tony:*pats Peter's back*
It's okay, one time I got a B+

Tony: It was in health

Peter: that makes sense

Tony: a question on the test asked - What was the importance of sleep? - I said it was for the weak. The test was 50% of our overall grade.

Peter and Shuri:*wipes tears* He's learning the memes

Bucky: I try to ask one serious question...

Loki: I've killed people...for fun

Thor:BROTHER YOU HAVE RETURNED

Loki: f*ck

Steve:LANGUAGE

Loki: Peter help they know I'm not dead!

Tony: Don't touch my son...I mean...prodigy

Peter: Dad--I MEAN Mr.Stark--Mr.Loki is fine. He turned me into a dog once. It was so cool!

Tony: I'm keeping my eye on you. *does hand signal for having your eye on someone while walking slowly backwards out of the room*

Loki:*turns Steve into Donald Trump*

Steve: WE WILL MAKE THE AVENGERS GREAT AGAIN!!

Bucky: What the hell did you do?

Loki:*turns Tony into Hillary Clinton*

Tony: POKE'MON GO TO THE POLLS

Loki: Now your 'civil war' makes sense

Peter and Shuri:*died laughing*

Bruce to Thor: What are they talking about?

Thor: I AM UNAWARE

Steve: I WILL LOWER THE EXPENSE OF ROAD WORK!

Peter: Um, yeah. I hope you do.

Tony: I WILL BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

Loki:*turns everyone back* That was an F*cking nightmare.

Sam: Tony, do you have another god damn child. Where do you keep getting them?

Tony:*finishes speech* --And this ones the one I fond in space when I was lost, Nebula!

Peter: I thought I was the only one ;-;

Strange: I'm the boyfriend that he claimed

Pepper: what the f*ck

Tony: ummmmm

Tony: this isn't.....*runs*

Pepper:*chases after him in anger*

Bucky:*hitting head against wall* All I did was ask a god damn question...

Clint: I ANSWERED

Nat: You ate Doritos

Clint: And btw does anyone know where the Doritos are?

Nat: In your stomach

Rhodey:THAT'S WHERE THE WENT!

Thor: Where are my poptarts?

Nat: Clint ate them

Clint:*backs away nervously*

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 28, 2019 ⏰

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