{Author sorry I didn't say this before but rev dip is tyrone if u have any other names plz tell me and I'll change it}
Kay kay: *jumps from a portal* psst dipper over here
Dipper: yea
Kay kay: *gives him the phone*
Dipper: before I do this can I call u kitten
Kay kay: sure ok
{*kay kay changed to kitten*}
Kitten: yay new name for me
Dipper: *reads the dare* " I dare dipper to dress up in a sexy outfit and tease bill but bill can't touch or have sex wit u". Really people
Kitten: their is a maid outfit in the other room for u go put it on and I'll call bill
Dipper: I can't believe I'm about to do this *goes into the other room and puts on the outfit*
Kitten: BILL DIPPER IS BLEEDING REALLY BAD COME QUICK OR HES GANNA DIE
BILL: *appears wit red eyes* WHERE IS HE WHERE'S PINETREE
Kitten: but first u can't touch dipper
Bill: WHY THE FUCK NOT HE'S GANNA DIE IF I DON'T
Kitten:*mumbles* ur the only one who's ganna die
Bill: what?
Kitten: nothing he's in the room but bill u can touch him
Bill: *runs in the room and sees dipper and blushes* p-pinetree watt all this
Dipper: welcome back master~
Bill:* sits down* major turn on
Dipper:*sits on his lap to where he's facing him* m-master~
