J I A
hello! my name is jia. my best friends are yoongi and jimin. i have very large hands for being a girl and jimin has very small hands for being a man. yoongi has large hands, hence being a dude, and mine are just smaller. but that's ok because we can make fun of jimin together. i love the idea of love, but to an extent. i will never get married as i am a wild soul. and i will never push a baby out of my lady area. that just makes me cringe. yoongi and jimin have girlfriends and i'm the only single one here but who cares? i do.
T A E H Y U N G
hello! my name is taehyung. my best friends are hoseok and jungkook. i have very large hands and most of my friends have hands that are smaller than mine. jungkook and hoseok's hands are smaller than mine, but just by a little bit! at least i can make fun of them. also i am absolutely desperate for love, the thought of waking up to the sound of children and a wife makes my heart flutter. i wish i was like namjoon hyung who already is married and jin hyung who is also married and they both have kids! when can i have that?
Y O O N G I
hello! my name is yoongi. my best friends are jia and jimin. i have extremely large hands. but i'm a dude so i guess it's normal. all of my friends have hands that are smaller than mine. even jia! her hands are bigger than jimin's but he has small hands so. i like the idea of love but realize that it may be unrealistic. i just want to be a loving best friend and if that's all i am i would still be happy.
J I M I N
hello! my name is jimin. my best friends are jia and yoongi. yoongi and me take care of jia since she is twenty, i am twenty-two and yoongi is twenty-five. we met in an elective class in college. creative writing actually. we were partnered up and just kept contact. i have abnormally small hands for a man that even jia's hands are bigger than mine. i love watching couples be in love and stuff like that but i am too anxious myself to enter a relationship. as i say, the day yoongi stops sleeping constantly is the day i will date.
H O S E O K
hello! i'm your angel, hoseok! my best friends are jungkook and taehyung. i love those dorks with all the fivers in my body. i have other friends of course, but for know we can just talk about my best friends. i have normal sized hands and so does jungkook but tae's hands will always be bigger, even if i am older. i look for love everywhere and i found it! well, in puppy form. me and kookie live with tar and he has a dog, yeontan. he is my little baby no matter how many times tae says that it is his dog.
J U N G K O O K
ayo ladies and gentlemen. i'm jungkook but you can call me kook, or kookie. my friends are hoseok and taehyung. i don't have any other friends, so don't ask. my favorite colors include black, red, gray, and white. i am a very silly person once you get to know me but when you meet me i am a very cold person. love is ok, i guess but i would never search for it like tae that pabo.
S E O K J I N
hello. let's make this quick because my husband wants me to change naheun's diaper. she really shits alot. my friends are yoongi, jimin, hoseok, taehyung, jia, and jungkook. i am married. and i have one adopted child because two dicks don't make a baby. i love love, obviously. i am fucking married what kind of question is that. i love my husband, joon. he means everything to me.
N A M J O O N
hey, i'm namjoon or as my husband calls me, joon. my friends include yoongi, jungkook, jimin, hoseok, taehyung, jia, and hoseok. my husband is seokjin or for short, jin. we have one adopted daughter, naheun. we are going through the system again to see if we can adopt another baby. this time a boy. we would name him minhyun. i don't know why, but i really like that name. of course i love love, i'm married. jin means the world to me.
