Celeb Group Chat

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Ariana
Attitude on nah naaah

Camila
Pussy on aguaaaa

Lauren
Stomach on flat flaaat

Madison
Ass on what's thaaat

Ariana
Is is just me...

Justin
or is this sex so good I shouldn't have to fuck for free

Selena
justin u cant relate lmao

Justin
neither can u seloosepussy

Selena
thats why u be making those ugly ass facial expressions when u busting every 3 mins? 

Justin
Its too fucking early to be arguing with me can u give me a fucking break

Selena
U get me pregnant and engage to someone else four months after and u want me to give u a break?

Justin
......what?

Ariana
Get that child support sis he needs to run them coins! 

Wes
I fucking knew she was preggo all them mood swings she was dishing out before

Lauren
oh my god this is like....a huge fucking deal. everyone is going to lose their shit

Selena
It seems like im the only one losing everything tbh

Ariana
Baby :(

-☇-

Phone call between Justin Bieber
and Selena Gomez

Justin: Sel? Jesus, Sel, why didn't
you tell me earlier? This is so serious
I had no idea.

Selena: What was I supposed to do? I was scared and alone

Justin: you're never alone

Selena: really? Because it sure
does feel like I am. I mean, you
left me like I was nothing *breaking
down* and for fucking Hailey? Every
fucking time, Justin. Every time!

Justin: please calm down--

Selena: dont fucking tell me
to calm down you dirty motherfucking...
*sighs* ....you don't get to tell me how to
feel. Not now, not after everything.

Justin: let me pick you up. We'll
work this out, I promise. Just let me
pick you up.

Selena: pick me up for fucking
what? To listen to you lie to me
for hours straight again? Bye, Justin.

Justin: Selena--

Selena: don't call this number again.

Selena Gomez Left The Call!

Wesley
Well that was awkward to witness

Justin
fuck was that a group call?

Zayn
ur dumbass still cant operate devices?

Hailey
She's so fucking bitchy 😂 I had to stop myself from laughing out loud

Ariana
how'd u feel if the guy u publicly dated for 5 years dumped you for an old fling after he got u pregnant

Lauren
she wouldnt know she cant keep a rela past 3 weeks

Hailey
It wouldnt happen to me anyway lmao

Ariana
Really babe? Abortions dont count

Camila
omg

Justin
Can we all just fucking chill the fuck out?

Lauren
u always expect everyone to forgive u straight away for ur fuck ass mistakes justin but this one is too much

Lauren
STOP FUCKING PULLING THE VICTIM CARD IN SITUATIONS YOU'VE CREATED. YOU'RE NOT SIXTEEN ANYMORE. YOU'RE NOT A KID!! STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE BULLSHIT YOU PUT PEOPLE THROUGH

Camila
go off baby

Lauren
im so sick and tired of him thinking we owe him anything. others dont always have to clean ur mess for you jesus fucking christ im so pissed????

Hailey
nah bro ur just pressed

Lauren
Could u shut ur long neck ass up for fucking once? DO U HEAR URSELF BITCH? DONT U FEEL LIKE TRASH?? THATS ALL YOU ARE & ALL YOU EVER WILL BE, a fucking fallback for men who dont know wtf they want in life- men who need some satisfaction before they jump back to the real shit. ur just a dumb ass fucking puppet who fall at the feet of any guy with money and u dont even care how desperate u look like how does ur family feel???

Ariana
damn u ended her

Wesley
*beliebers, selenators, and anyone with fucking sense and morals have entered the chat*

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This Chap was so fucking boring to write lol I'm so over the whole jelena/jb bullshit...like im 16 & can handle situations better. |Still I think Jb has good intentions but just sucks at relationships.

Anyway, thats it for jelena in this group I think Im done trying to revive them and service you all lol. Onto better things...new people, new friendships, new drama.