Puns and Jokes and Weird Convos

Some Good Egg Puns

⚬ That's eggselent

⚬Eggstravigant

⚬ Leave. The eggxit right over there.

⚬You're so eggly

⚬ Don't be so hard-boiled

⚬You're so eggsquisite

⚬I want eggsplanation.

⚬ I like my eggs like I like my men. Deviled. (*coughcoughDEVILISAPARTTIMERcoughcough*)

⚬You've just been egged.

⚬I'm on a roll. An EGG ROLL (when you finish egging someone)