Puns and Jokes and Weird Convos

I have no idea what these are called.

🎃 I may look fly but I want to die.

🎃 On the outside I say kachow. But on the inside, I say kill me now.

🎃 You may see me as vexy, but on the inside I'm sexy.

🎃 Stippity-Stump, you make my heart go ba-bump.

🎃 I may look cheerful, but it's only cause I drank a beerful. Of cup.

🎃 Too much game to be lame.

🎃 So much sin, you will grin.

🎃I put the sad in queSADillas.

🎃 I put the cute in exeCUTion (I know there's no e, leave me alone--)

🎃 Sad , Rad, and Bad at everything.

🎃 I put the ho in homo.

🎃 Mean in the streets, kawaii in the sheets (or vice versa ;P )

     I have more, but I'm doing homework, so I'll upload them later~