starboy, donghyuck

18:00 | sushi date (but not really)

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EIGHTEEN : SUSHI DATE !

☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

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LEE DONGHYUCK:
HELP ME OMG

PARK JUNGEUN:
WHAT

LEE DONGHYUCK:
Minyeo! she's in front of me, i don't
know what to do, i can't breathe

LEE DONGHYUCK:
im sweating balls and shit fuACK

LEE DONGHYUCK:

PARK JUNGEUN:
calm down oh my god, what
are you doing ?

LEE DONGHYUCK:
i was eating my sushi rolls
and she sat in the table in
front of me

PARK JUNGEUN:
wHERE ARE YOU?

LEE DONGHYUCK:
At that cute lil sushi bar...
the one a block away from
school

PARK JUNGEUN:
I'm on my way homeboy,
mission: get donghyuck
a girlfriend has begun😤

...

PARK JUNGEUN:
okay i see you

LEE DONGHYUCK:
what? where?

PARK JUNGEUN:
i'm sitting all the way in the corner,
be cool okay?

【Donghyuck looks up from his phone and
looks around, his eyes suddenly landed on the browned haired girl sitting in the corner of the restaurant with a menu hiding her face in which she hoped was "secretive" but really she just looked like a dumbass. Donghyuck rolled his eyes and gazed back at his phone. 】

LEE DONGHYUCK:
you look stupid

PARK JUNGEUN:
shut up, also i hope you don't mind
but i invited the gang so they
could help out :)

LEE DONGHYUCK:
yOU WHAT?!

LEE DONGHYUCK:
tHEYRE A BUNCH OF
HEADEDASSES !!!
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
THINK ABOUT THEM AT A
TIME LIKE THIS?

PARK JUNGEUN:
cALM DOWN

LEE DONGHYUCK:
LISTEN last time jaemin talked
to a girl he accidentally farted

LEE DONGHYUCK:
jisung??? he's literally learning
how to swim for a girl

LEE DONGHYUCK:
and mark? his dumbass asked
this dude out on a date and guess who
he brought?? hIS MOTHER, lmao
and then he asked this girl out
and he brought his seven year old
cousin who wouldn't shut up talking
about how "ugly" she was

LEE DONGHYUCK:
don't get me started on chenle
homeboy brought his fucking
cat on a playdate and the cat
ate the girl's mouse.

PARK JUNGEUN:
omg, uh well they're here, so
buckle up sunshine we have a
date to get you ;)))

LEE DONGHYUCK:
i hope i choke.

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