Once upon a time, Tom Becker was tagged by a fellow Wattpadder. What happened next, nobody expected... nor were they all that surprised, either.
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So, I was tagged this by mamanewt4 - and hell, why not?
#1. I'm very much a heterosexual. Sorry boys.
#2. As you might have gathered from #1, I'm a guy.
#3. Varies. I'm a nihilistic prick, but I'm also quite content with my life...? So that's an 'I guess', I would say. Also depends on how drunk I am.
#4. Crazy by Nothing But Thieves (cover of Gnarls Barkley).
#5. I'm a natural brunette, but people mistake my hair for black pretty often.
#6. I'm a Scorpio, barely. I also, coincidentally, fit the character stereotypes for my Zodiac.
#7. Someone at a party... I think...? I was drunk.
#8. I'm rather fond of a dark purple. Dark blue and dark red also work.
#9. Hmm... I'd probably say chocolate, but only in small doses. Other than that, a well made margarita pizza. Emphasis on well made.
#10. 47%, currently.
#11. Having established that I'm straight, Keanu Reeves. John Wick. 'Nuff said.
#12. Fuck vegetables. I'm doing just fine without them.
#13. Brown, but dark enough to be seen as black. People tell me it's kind of intimidating.
#14. I'm a size 10, and not getting any bigger. No clown feet for me.
#15. I'm currently studying to be a corporate lawyer, and that's what I've set my sights on for the future. £100k starting salary in some London firms? Hell to the yes, even if I have to sell my soul to do it. I'm a man of expensive tastes.
Well, now that that's done - feel free to tag me in more stuff! This was quite entertaining to do.
As for who I'm tagging; at the time of writing this I don't have a massive number of followers, so I suppose I'll just tag twenty at random. In the unlikely event you've been tagged already - feel free to ignore this instead.
