Kanirests woke up in the bed. Oh no it was the day that they made the kids dies. She rolled out bed onto hte floor and made loud moan. No, she awsn't being penetratetd by anthing, she was sleepy. The little annoying sister Piss came out and kicked her in the ribs.
"Get up u lazy cunt," she said.
"Fuk off u lil accident," Kaothssi says back. What a meanie.
Their mom with PTSD came in and was like "Ya'll better get ready or ima beat your ass like the baker boy's mom does."
After a bit they were at the place where all the kids go. It's like a concentration camp almost but it's not.
Fictional Lady Gaga came out and brought some big bowls. "Hewwo chilidwen," she says. She looks like a character Johnny Depp would play. "So ya'll already know wassup Ima stick my crusty ass hand into this bowl and choose one of your sorry asses to die. This is the worst district so I already know ya'll ain't winning."
Kathuihs looked over at her hunky friend that she would break the law with. His name is Gay-L. He was clearly not straight but she still wanted him for some reason. Probably becasue he had muscles and everyone else in the district deadass looked like they had been subjected to the Third Reich.
Clown ass reached her grimy hands into eht bowls and picked out a name. Hre illiterate ass looked at it for a long time. "Pissass Everuitnin" she said.
The dumbass little sister sat on the ground and had a huge tantrum. No one wanted to deal with that.
"Okay, guess I'm picking again bc that wouldn't be fun to watch and all we care about it ratings."
She stuck her lobster claw in the bowl again. "Katnoose Eveiurhnin!" she anonuced.
"Aw fuck," the mean bitch said before walking onto the stage in her potato sack. Her mom was too poor to buy proper clothes since her dad committed suicide by jumping down into a mine shaft.
The boy that was picked was some doughy ass lookin fellow. Looked like he ate too much. That was rare to see in this district. Oh, he's the baker's son. I bet he eats children. His name was Petty Mallard. He looked like a big pussy. This bitch aint gonna live.
They were promptly taking back into weird rooms.
Katiohls waited. No one came for a while. She was about ready to kill herself. Finally, her poor excuse of a family walked in. Her cunt ass sister gave her a pin. It had a dead bird on it.
"What's this?" Kahsiuhfsls asked.
"Oh, well, I know you're gonna die, so this is a token of your death," the little bitch said.
Her mom apologized profusely but knew she couldn't do anything about it. The little cunt had stayed up 4 hours to carve X's over the bird's eyes. It's like she knew her sister would get chosen. CONSPIRACY!!!
