Paul Zack

The beginning

It was a warm summer morning when Zachary Baker woke up, he checked the time: "7 o clock on the dot again!" Said Zachary. He ran down the stairs to say good morning to his mother and eat his granola. As Zachary was running down the stairs and hurt his Paul zack (AKA his scrotum) "Owwww my Paul zack!" Yelled Zachary. His Paul zack was not pleased. Little did he know that this was going to change his life foREVer, after he had his granola he went back upstairs to get dressed and style his hair, today he is going out with his boyfriend Brian Haner jr. On the way to his boyfriends he felt a tickling in his Paul zack. When Zachary got to his boyfriend that started to role play, they liked to pretend that they were in a band with a shadow, the reverend of the local church and a lawn gnome. They called themselves "Avenged Sevenfold" and they had their own little nick names: Zachary called himself Zacky Vengeance, Brian called himself Synister gates, they called the shadow m.shadows, they called the church reverend The REV and they called the lawn gnome Johnny Christ. They sat around making out and playing air guitars, until Brian noticed something.... "Zacky! What happened to your Paul zack?" Exclaimed Brian.

Zacky blushes, "o-o-oh it's uh nothing.. Really I just fell on it" said Zacky shakily.

"Would you like me to help it?" Asked Brian

"Oh, yes please" replied zacky, so Brian got a bowl of granola and poured it on Zacky's Paul zack.

"Refreshing" moaned zacky. They continued to play their air guitars and such.

Then Brian asked Zachary "want to engage in homosexual intercourse?"

Zachary replied with "Maybe later"