One day I came home and found my son breathing oxygen and I said "What are you doing breathing OXYGEN in my house! I told you that oxygen is an illegal substance in my house, like Carbon and Hydrogen."
And my son said, "WaTcH yOuR sTeP lol"
And I was like all angeryyy and I threatened him and told him if he breathes any more oxygen, I will kick him to Hell so he can stand in the naughty corner for one hour.
But my son sucked in lots of that evil oxygen, so I kicked him to Hell and Satan was like "what's going on here?"
I told him my son was breathing oxygen again and he said a bad word which is PG18 ("oh no" was the word he said).
Reason I don't allow the inhaling of oxygen because it decreases the oxygen levels in my house and if they exhale Carbon Dioxide, it increases Carbon levels in my house causing Global Warming in my house so that I have to turn down the thermostat by One Degree Celsius.
When i was in Hell I saw it had fire which got rid of that bloody Oxygen, So I took it home to my house but then I saw it producing Carbon in my house!!
So I yelled at the fire,"Hey you! Stop producing carbon or you will get put in the Naughty Corner in Hell with my son!"
But it didn't listen so I kicked to Hell.
Did You Know, Hell is actually downstairs under my basement. It the red door that takes you to Hell. The wooden door next to it was where the serial killer lived but I once caught him drinking WATER. It made me ANGERYYY and I kicked him to Hell.
So Satan asked,"Why is the fire in the Naughty Corner?"
And I replied,"Fire was releasing carbon into my house."
And Satan said,"Fire a Poo Poo Face! LOL! And your son can't get V Bux on Roblox! LMAO!"
Satan laughed but then I saw WATER VAPOUR escaping from his mouth and this made me super angry so I lobbed him into the naughty corner.
Now all the Oxygen, Carbon and Hydrogen is in the NaughtyCornerTM in Hell in my basement under my house and guess what? People just die without Oxygen what losers LOL, why die from lack Oxygen when Breathing doesn't exist. 🤔🤔
So the Lesson is to not do illegal substances in my house or it will make me angeryyy.😡😡😠😠😠
